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Data scientist. Tar Heel. If found, please return to @ewstephe. More often at https://t.co/NRgG9iJ6X3

Washington, D.C.
Joined August 2008
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2 months
Mercedes should be paying for airtime for every time I finish one Jon Hamm’s voiceover monologues with “the best or nothing” while watching Your Friends and Neighbors.
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Like he’s definitely a big boy. But in a very real sense he’s also a little guy.
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2 months
Life is just a series of alternating references to the baby as “big boy” and “little guy”.
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Brian Austin
5 months
Trump crash plane.Trump take egg.Trump kill Hooters.
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5 months
Hooters to declare bankruptcy. Follow: @AFpost
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5 months
RT @electricfutures: The single biggest ticket item is a DHS contract listed as saving $8 billion. Wow, that's a huge contract!. Actually n….
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Brian Austin
6 months
Silo is a funny show because exactly half the actors are pretty good and the other half are utter dogshit, the worst you’ve ever seen.
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8 months
A real one-two here
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8 months
They just called it a sales tax in a way that is simple, but so simple most people know it’s not true.
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8 months
We went this whole election season and I didn’t see anyone talk about Trump’s only economic idea, tariffs, in a way anybody could understand. No “the soybeans you sell to China? You’ll sell 30% less of them when China places a retaliatory tariff”.
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Brian Austin
9 months
All beers should be orderable by color
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Brian Austin
10 months
Though I guess I’m glad they got around to J6.
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10 months
I don’t really understand why the moderators “have to get” to all the topics? It seems more valuable to hear both of these guys talk through the topic fully.
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10 months
RT @jessicagolds: Absolutely ecstatic to announce that my debut novel is being published by @penguinrandom!. Have never worked harder on or….
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Brian Austin
11 months
Kamala Harris on Hot Ones when.
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11 months
🚨@Tim_Walz did Subway Takes 🚨.
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11 months
Happy dads one-upping each other with kid photos in the group chat day to all who celebrate.
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Brian Austin
11 months
Clinton seems so personally insulted by the existence of Donald Trump. It’s good.
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11 months
HBO is trying to get in on the Walz news cycle too
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11 months
The bid/ask on Shapiro right now 👀
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1 year
RT @ewstephe: My children watching @sunisalee_ on floor:. 2yo: She’s really wiggling!. 5yo: She’s the best at sparkling.
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1 year
Quick work
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