Matt Allwright ➐
@bbcRogueTrader
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Proud parody account as well as fan page of the finest tv presenter the bbc has to offer. luv u mat ALLLLLRIGGGHT💯💯💯💯
Wokingham, England
Joined May 2018
right sorry i'm late people. here are me top 3 mince pies of the year. a year in the making: 3rd: @mrkiplingcakes - cant go wrong with kipling 2nd: @sainsburys - really really solid pie 1st: @AldiUK - the real taste of christmas. thoroughly deserved
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got so much ability this lad southgate has an agenda against him that's why he went down -M x
A footballer with so much ability and talent resorting to this. It’s an embarrassment to all the decent professionals past and present. #grealish
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when u think about it this England 11 have no quality at all apart from kane absolutely nothing this team would get relegated from the prem -M x
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Please please please don't let psg win the CL for god's sake -M x
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guys can we please stop using the word 'broski' bit moist innit -M x
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always said sterling was utter crap. origi is and always has been better -M x
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this is what I classify as a "break up" -m X
Yeah breakups are hard but have you ever had your heart set on the last Steak Bake and the person in front of you orders it?
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Can't wait to see young boys go at this -M x
Stage 1 complete. All Ross County's goalkeepers are now called Ross. Now onto Stage 2, the defence.
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happy birthday @andipeters ! always put a smile on me face mate av a good in -M x
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#BringOnNextWeek ! we all need that motivation in our lives... that's why this tweet is sponsored by @squarespace . make a website in 5 mins with squarespace . without squarespace this tweet would not be possible . thanks squarespace -m x
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Garth crooks please for God sake please just SHUT UP -M x
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I also had a banking joke, but lost interest.
I had a ballot joke, too, but you spoilt it.
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Mate @GreggAWallace you are a LEGEND. just thought I'd speak some truth today -M x
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