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@battledroid268
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AGI architect-designer | Nietzschean & Platonic philosopher | C++ supremacist | Satirist | Dyslexic
A galaxy far, far away….
Joined November 2025
He’s hoping for a terrorist attack so he can declare an emergency
NEW: The White House is blocking the FBI and top US intelligence agencies from warning law enforcement across the country about new terror threats to the homeland tied to the war with Iran. My latest with @spccohen for @Daily_MailUS
https://t.co/Do3UD34cEu
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A small price to pay for a safe Israel and for pedophiles to remain in power.
JUST IN: 🇺🇸 Over $805,000,000,000 wiped out from the US stock market today.
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Eternal reminder that DSP is the reason yellow paint and constant in-game tips for puzzles exist Game developers GENUINELY think the average gamer is DSP
You can put the instructions in the middle of the fucking screen, and this dude STILL has trouble figuring out what to do.
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My favorite part of DSP’s streams are when he’s staring at the screen, chewing his nails, and saying, "Duh-huh," whenever something happens, like a toddler.
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This is the most Karen take imaginable.
This is funny because it’s the exact opposite of what “Karens” do. They’re basically the only ones trying to maintain some sense of order and decorum in customer service settings. It’s mostly black teens who are destroying shopping malls, as we all of course know.
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watching women kiss has got to be one of the hottest things on earth
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could be us
🚨: Studies show that the brains of close friends exhibit significant, real-time synchronization in neural activity, particularly in regions for emotional processing, decision-making, and attention, similar to a "Wi-Fi" connection.
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My favorite DSPism is when he says "the game changed the rules", as if he’s a kid again playing with other children. It speaks volumes about how he views the world, video games, and the history of his upbringing.
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This statement turned Texas blue.
Trump just said that if your cost of living goes up because he bombed Iran, it’s worth it cause Israel is safe.
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What the fuck is Linux age verification. If I spin up a VM, do I have to fucking provide my ID card? Someone should hang these Californian regulators on a tree
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Microsoft is genuinely mentally unwell.
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The existence of a city hall at @Disneyland and services such as a fire department and tram service imply Disneyland has an active, functional government.
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Whak-a-Jew RUN J.E.W.
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Re: DSP (of course)
@poems_past He really is a special kind of stupid. Not only incapable of deductive reasoning, but an absolute disregard, demanding to be told how to win, rather than figuring it out himself. Lab rats in a maze are smarter than him.
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"We grew a human brain fused to a computer, sent it to a digital rendition of Hell, and gave it a gun"
Scientists have trained 200,000 human brain cells grown on a microchip to "play" the original Doom “If the neurons fire in a specific pattern, Doomguy shoots. If they fire in another pattern, he moves right, and so on"
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