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Paul Bates 🔱

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My show: HOOKUP My podcasts: @famousdeeds & @illusionoidpod My resumé: lengthy My dog: vicious

Toronto
Joined October 2008
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Paul Bates 🔱
5 years
Hey everybody! I, like you and all your friends, have a new podcast. It's called The Dubious Book of Famous Deeds - a fun history podcast launching July 26. Check out the fledgling twitter account here:
@FamousDeeds
The Dubious Book of Famous Deeds
5 years
Hi! I'm Paul Bates and this is my history podcast. It's based on the forgotten, problematic and unreliable 1889 book The Pictorial Treasury of Famous Men and Famous Deeds. World history written for the British, by the British. Some of it is obscure, and most of it is wrong.
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Edna Talent Management
1 year
ETM Talent @batesbot9000 is the creator, director, and one of the star of ‘Hookup', a completely unscripted romantic comedy featuring some of Toronto’s top improv comedians. Catch it February 6-8 & 13-15 at @FactoryToronto. Don’t miss out!
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Paul Bates 🔱
3 years
Second City I know you just opened a show, but your next show title is "Weird A.I. Yankovic", sorry I don't make the rules
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Paul Bates 🔱
3 years
Sounds like a "Tory'd Affair." You're welcome second city, enjoy your new show title
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Paul Bates 🔱
3 years
Here briefly to tell you this very funny short film I'm in is featured on @ShortoftheWeek. Directed by Jesse Shamata. Starring Christy Bruce, Chuck Shamata and me. Watch here! https://t.co/e4S9yZfmRf
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Paul Bates 🔱
3 years
In the meantime I'll be on Mastodon, not understanding what to do there. See you soon! Tiktok sucks too!
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Paul Bates 🔱
3 years
Come see my show in December https://t.co/4sSXP2jbnR
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Bad Dog Comedy Theatre
3 years
Bad Dog Theatre has a home for the holidays! We have a Winter Wonderland Comedy pop up in Parkdale all of December and here are some of the shows that’ll keep you laughing through the holiday season. Get your tickets here: https://t.co/bmFbHhVaq6
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Paul Bates 🔱
3 years
I think it's time to take another year off from twitter. You can still find me at home. Come say hi
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Paul Bates 🔱
3 years
Our show changes lives. For better or for worse.
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Paul Bates 🔱
3 years
Back for the holidays, it's hookup
@BadDogTheatre
Bad Dog Comedy Theatre
3 years
Bad Dog Theatre has a home for the holidays! We have a Winter Wonderland Comedy pop up in Parkdale all of December and here are some of the shows that’ll keep you laughing through the holiday season. Get your tickets here: https://t.co/bmFbHhVaq6
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Paul Bates 🔱
3 years
The notion of the world's wealthiest man engaging in class revolt is the most absurd take and maybe the twitteriest tweet ever
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Andrew Prokop
3 years
Lots of people super-mad at this but though you may hate the affect it is useful to think about this through a class lens, not just "Elon is crazy/ stupid." Basically it's “Billionaires think tech workers have grown too big for their britches and should be taken down a peg.”
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Paul Bates 🔱
3 years
This Twitter dying thing is the best meme to happen here. Feels like a dry run for the end of the world
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Paul Bates 🔱
3 years
FYI I'm on Mastodon, find me there, help me use it, I don't know what I'm doing, I feel like Michelle Pfeiffer trapped in the Quantum Realm
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Paul Bates 🔱
3 years
Wait - let THIS be my final tweet https://t.co/skliK9G97P
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Paul Bates 🔱
3 years
Let this be my final tweet: I hated twitter before it was cool
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Paul Bates 🔱
3 years
Had drinks with @PaulConstable last night and this is what we looked like leaving the bar
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@LanrickBennett
Lanrick Bennett Jr.
3 years
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Paul Bates 🔱
3 years
Am I doing this for the PS5? Yes. But I like Argentina for the trophy! @EASPORTSFIFA #EASPORTScontest
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