X gives me a headache. Goodnight y’all.

I guess we will finally solve the blue roof conspiracy.

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RT @DJpowers69:

I don’t care what side of the political aisle that you are on as long as you’re willing to call balls and strikes and hold your own accountable.

Pattern Recognition is a gift. Those who notice are often demonized because the powerful like operating in plain sight.

If you were removed from my group chat, it’s because you didn’t chat and/or just blasted your posts in it.

One thing about me. I’ll cuss you out at the stoplight and then offer to buy you a beer when I see you five minutes later at the bar.

My name is Daniel and I’m addicted to gas station hotdogs.

Won’t you be my neighbor?

I’m tired of Q, I’m tired of Jews, .Psyops and lies that the algorithms choose. Propaganda’s a trap, it’s a nonstop scam, .Politics’ hot takes? I don’t give a damn. Posts go wild with X latest beef, .AI’s face swaps spark a trust-thief grief. Crypto’s a bust, markets.

Don’t be in a huge hurry to pick your tribe.

All this drama between influencers is ridiculous. So many truth tellers are being led to fight each other instead of exposing the truth that they’re so good at. Maintain your lane. Nobody benefits from your drama.

and right on cue, all the usual suspects are posting about Grok’s suspension. The jokes write themselves.

And this right here is why I preach America Only.

I’m hiring for the Director of the Department of Redundancy Department. At least 90% of X users qualify for this position.

All I really want from X is for a damn "Sort by Newest" button on my FYP.

Funny how certain “untouchable” groups in power can ruin careers for the smallest criticism, yet stay silent when the filthiest crimes against children come to light. Almost like protecting the club matters more than protecting the kids.

Did one of Elon’s kids write this?.

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