mr so damn lovely and cool
@bartsfate
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Joined April 2012
out of the corner of my eye saw this wheelbarrow stood up like a man in my neighbors yard and scared the shit out of me
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new CCJI just dropped ⬇️
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Chinese AI Rodney Dangerfield: watch closely. this man went to the mental health doctor to treat his ailment. The doctor said he was crazy but the man said he wanted a second opinion. The doctor replied in a shocking manner: the doctor told the man he was ugly too
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shouting ouch and fuck cause i cut the roof of my mouth on a sharp oat
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me: (whispering) pass the bedtime rock my buddy: (rolling the bball towards me w his feet under the covers)
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fire alarm went off and when i went outside chloe finemans publicist was snapping her fingers at me trying to get me to pay attention to chloe fineman
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texting gang I went apes out on a 8 pack of frosted goodnesses then putting my shit on airplane mode
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got a “bye bye honey” from the lady on the phone at the drs office 😳
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my neighbors one of those bug men but he’s cool he made us this really nice blanket
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backspacing “charlie jerk” to put “charlie fuck” and then backspacing again to put “charlie fuck” and then getting insecure cause the guy behind me is honking
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getting a bit jealous none of the myriad malicious foreign guys unconvincingly pretending to be hard working, racist american guys on here will pay attention to me or do palantir tattling on me 🤧
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I will never harm my neighbor #IWillNeverHarmMyNeighbor
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lot of people out there are actually simulacrums - beings resembling humans but made out of corn byproduct and pig meat. they’re your frustrated bosses, they’re tailgating you in ram 1500s, they’re in charge of policy, they’re buying check marks. and my job is to heal them all.
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to all current and future assailants: you are going to either have to kill me or leave me alone
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my dream one day is to post some lie like “i just found out about ancient sea people” and when i wake up it has 100 million retweets and favs
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I’m sorry to whomever this was. I didn’t mean to get political
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writing “i love bedtime” “certified bed baby” “naps rule” on my big bullets and spilling them everywhere when i doze off in my chair
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