Mr Business
@mybigcrack
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Something came out of the portal last night but yall ain't ready for that conversation.
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Why is there only coleslaw, imagine other cole foods. Coleburger, colehotdog. Colemeat.
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CDs stands for Cool Disks and DVD stands for Dope Video, Dude.
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This reminds me of the time I suffered for 28 years and died.
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Who else is going this.
I'm gonna walk in a small circle until April.
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"Everyone is stupid except me"-heads stay winning.
Amazon is investing into Showrunner, an AI-generated streaming service. • Lets people type in prompts to generate scenes or full episodes for new ideas or existing IPs. • Disney and other studios are in talks to license IP for the service. (Source:
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If I found weed under my son's pillow I would make him smoke the whole bag with me and beat the shit out of him.
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You peer over my cubicle wall and see me 6000 messages deep in fart talk with Nasty Nancy.
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Attacking while they're weak, good strategy by the whales.
JUST IN: At least 4 whales have washed up along the coast of Japan, hours after 8.8 earthquake
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I know.
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4000 years ago we didn't have cars or trains or buses. We had to ride our dinosaur to walmart to get chicken nuggets and gravy.
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She said do you love me I tell her I am farting I really have to shit in your toilet no wiping.
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In 1993 I was arrested for breaking the sound barrier.
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