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Last time you won national championship in basketball the Soviet Union was still around. Sit down and go back to living in Ohio State’s shadow
Congrats on your tie for the big ten championship. Your first basketball accomplishment in the last 10 years 😂😂😂
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It seems like Charlottesville loves the color white...
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UMD: *does any sport*
PSU: “Are you in the right headspace to receive information that may hurt you?”
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How to have the BEST party in College Park this fall!
Step 1: Dont.
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South Carolina football fans are up there as one of the most annoying fan bases
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Blackout.
Hey College Park Maryland! What is there to do around here?!
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That McDonald’s all-American you’re referring to ended your hopes and dreams.
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Damn we really had a recruit decommit mid game😭😭
With all do respect to whom it may concern, my family and I believe that it is in my best interest to Open Up My Recruitment Process and Decommit from The University of Maryland to make sure that I am making the best decision for myself and my future.
No further questions please
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Confirmed: College Park is the greatest city in America
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, as a nod to the year of our creation, 1977, we give you………………….the 77 pack. Limited time only in College Park, MD.
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Not one goal allowed during a historic national championship run.
University of Maryland is a soccer school.
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Ha! Nice one champ. I couldn’t imagine being the lil bro in my own state
Ha! Good one bud. I couldn’t imagine being a damn turtle
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I’d rather worship crabs than get it from my cousin
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YOUR MARYLAND TERRAPINS ARE BIG TEN BASKETBALL CHAMPIONS
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Terps football is RANKED baby
#21
in the country. The last time they were ranked this well I was in elementary school.
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They somehow found 4 spots on campus that aren’t under construction
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The best part about Tiger’s victory is that UVA fans had a total of 5 days with the label of “greatest comeback story in sports.”
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Why did Natural Light choose College Park you ask? Because we are the largest consumers of natty in the country. Roll Terps
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Stop talking shit about Maryland colleges:
Navy is BEAUTIFUL
Towson is AWESOME
Salisbury is GREAT
UMBC
Loyola is AMAZING
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Give us Duke you cowards
JUST IN: Maryland will host Notre Dame in the 2019 Big Ten/ACC Challenge!
MORE:
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*during sex*
Me: I want you to hurt me
Her: You’re a basketball school but you failed to make the NIT last year. You haven’t made an elite eight since 2002.
Me: wait what...
Her: You’re a “bar school” but you have 4 bars? And they’re all gloried shitholes?
Me: pls stop
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I’LL SAY IT NOW. COLLEGE PARK IS THE TOUGHEST PLACE TO PLAY BASKETBALL IN AMERICA
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Queen Elizabeth II attended a Maryland v. UNC football game on Oct. 19, 1957, where the Terps upset a
#14
ranked UNC in College Park. After the game she stopped in a Hyattsville Giant to check out the frozen chicken pot pies. She was just like us terps. RIP.
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THE WASHINGTON CAPITALS ARE YOUR STANLEY CUP CHAMPIONS.
A DC SPORTS TEAM JUST WON A CHAMPIONSHIP.
LETS BURN THIS BEAUTIFUL CITY TO THE GROUND
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Did a hell of a job in hiding all the construction here
Our beautiful campus will always be here for you. We can't wait to welcome Terps back when it is safe 🐢
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Let it sink in that old people are upset about college students in a town called COLLEGE PARK.
The final verdict: after hours of public comment and debate,
@CollegePark_MD
city council unanimously passed the controversial “unruly social gatherings” ordinance.
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Stamp Hill has entered the chat
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Crosby enjoying the offseason
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Good morning. Yesterday Maryland Football absolutely worked Penn State on their own home field and are now 2-1 on the season. That is all.
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UMD is an absolute joke for sending out an email telling us to maintain a distance of 6 feet from people, but not canceling classes.
Loh trying to get a few more bodies under his belt before he leaves?
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Maryland fans thinking this year would be different when we started out 2-0 and ranked
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Fun things to do in College Park:
-Get a $75 ticket from DOTS
-Witness an Off-Campus armed robbery
-Miss the cut for the NIT
-blackout on $3 rail drinks
-Wake up at 6 am to tailgate a football game that nobody will go to
-chill with 55 y/o dude in a construction vest at Bents
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College Park, Maryland. The Lacrosse Capital of the World.
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Happy thanksgiving to everyone except for Grayson Allen
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HARD agree. Old Terp logo was one of the best in the country now all we have is an M
I hate the decision for University of Maryland to drop the Terp logo for the super generic M. Nobody looks at this board and sees Maryland. Bring back Testudo
@umterps
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Day 63 without UMD basketball: I hit up a girl from Penn State to remind myself what a 3 feels like
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LETS FUCKING GOOOOOO
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On this day in 1986 we lost one of the most promising players of all time, and an all around great Terp - Len Bias
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Fleeing the scene is a literal “Get out of jail free” card
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Edgewater, Maryland.
4. If this bitch lived in your state what town would she be from?
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COLLEGE PARK IS THE HARDEST PLACE TO PLAY BASKETBALL IN AMERICA. UNDEFEATED AT HOME IN THE BIG TEN.
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You’re literally from Ohio.
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Imagine being this grown and not knowing how to eat a crab.
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Don’t cry don’t cry don’t cry don’t cry don’t cry don’t cry
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I believe this win solidifies it…..xfinity center is the toughest place to play college basketball in the Big Ten.
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Hunter Dickinson went to high school 15 minutes from College Park and we didn’t even recruit him. What a joke.
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🚨🚨🚨A 5 STAR PROSPECT JUST COMMITTED TO MARYLAND WHAT IS HAPPENING
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Name the award after him.
Alex Smith wins NFL Comeback Player of the Year after making his return from his life-threatening right leg injury.
Never gave up 🙏
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So proud of this team. There were times this season where we thought we wouldn’t even make the tournament. We battled back. The Willard era is the start of something great. I can’t wait to see where this team goes in the future. What a year for Terps bball.
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Gentle reminder that the only people that hate on College Park didn’t get accepted.
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Dear
@TerpsFootball
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Please make this the default uniforms this year.
Sincerely,
Everyone
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Good morning. Last night Maryland Basketball erased a 17 point second half deficit and is one win away from winning the Big Ten
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Hundred person riots, dildos hurling across the mall, full buildings evacuated for bomb threats, and now a HELICOPTER?! i think you guys are confused, we play Penn State NEXT friday
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A member of your coaching staff physically abused his wife and ordered $2,200 of sex toys to his office. The irony is unreal.
Any parent who lets their child play football at Maryland is out of their damn mind.
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This is fantastic
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Missing the wide open game winning pass against Ohio State is just... let’s drink.
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Why is it easier to get into the Capitol Building than Bents during happy hour?
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He’ll be in STAMP with a red backpack on by the end of the month.
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Maryland soccer is going to the national championship.
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I don’t think I’ve ever seen a Roy Rogers in the state of Maryland
Happy National Fast Food Day! 🍟
Which regional favorite in B1G Country is the best? 😋
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This just in: Bents to require Multi-Factor Authentication for entry
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Just a reminder that of current Big Ten schools Maryland has the most recent national championship in: men’s/women’s basketball, men’s/women’s lacrosse, men’s soccer, and women’s field hockey.
Just a reminder.
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Say what you want about Maryland Football but our defense hasn’t given up a point in two weeks
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Only correct answer here is Rutgers
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