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shoutout to the guy at the club who tried hitting on me and when i said “I’m a man” he said “okay :)?” 😭😭

well tomorrow i go talk to the police to give my case number to the district attorney… wish me luck

えぐいw 今友達と飲んでて隣にカップルではない男女(明らかに男は口説いてる)がいたんだけど、テーブル会計で男側が｢5000円ある？｣って聞いてて色んな形があるなと思ってたら女の子が｢私今日デートかと思ってたわ！友達としての誘いなら言ってよ恥ずかしい😂帰ろっか｣て言ってて非常に痺れたw賢い

dream cheating on his girlfriend is crazy because its like do u realize ur lucky she likes you at all

me: i only date 20-24 year olds somewhere, a 30 year old gay man: hello i see i was SPECIFICALLY ASKED FOR

it doesn’t get better as an adult but the saddest thing you will encounter is people coming up to you and confessing they wished they could express themselves like you

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Fighting games expose more about a person’s psychology more than any game genre man lol

the adorable ikea button tray is OUT OF STOCK GET ME OUT OF THIS HELL

リスカ感覚で切腹しようと思って包丁の先をプツリと脇腹に突き刺したことあるんだけどマジで痛すぎて「サムライすごすぎで草（笑）」つって大爆笑しながら大号泣して煙草の葉っぱ食いながら缶ビール6000本飲んだことある

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“kill them with kindness” WRONG!! blackwall gateway quickhack GO

“kill them with kindness” WRONG!! knife fight GO

i’m going to kill myself does anyone want anything

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imagine hating me and i’m in my room forgiving you for that

who up feeling fundamentally unloveable