bald internet man
@baldinternetman
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i will be here until the day that i die
chicago, il
Joined April 2014
[sponsored ad] Hey! This is Lake from college. I know we’ve had a lot of fun on X over the years, but today I need your help: every second, online lit is putting points on the board, and basically I have to sell 1,000,000 copies of Lo Siento.
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wow they got zines— FROM A LOCKED ROOM // $12 // https://t.co/5zT5sxxmTi 19 talented artists contributed to this birthday zine. so stoked on the results: 38 pages of poetry, short fiction, and full color photography
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i went all the way to the board of trade to get this contract signed. they told me that after 143 years in chicago, the stock exchange is moving to texas. why texas? that’s a good question. anyway, i’m amped to share that i just signed a book deal with @APCON_MAG
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without giving too much away—my novel about weird texas has been accepted for publication :0)
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hey gang i made a full-color photo zine
hyperreal texas // $15 24 pages of full-color photography about the hyperreal history and light conditions of the lone star state https://t.co/IvlvA1Qe4F
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when eric clapton wrote Tears in Heaven he was talking about hot dog water
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i’ve got it under control ⓘ 𝗢𝗳𝗳𝗶𝗰𝗶𝗮𝗹 𝘀𝗼𝘂𝗿𝗰𝗲𝘀 𝘀𝘁𝗮𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗶𝘀 𝗳𝗮𝗹𝘀𝗲 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗺𝗶𝘀𝗹𝗲𝗮𝗱𝗶𝗻𝗴
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that’s me alright. that bar rocks
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many elites would hate this
I would like to see my friend @baldinternetman play the silver surfer
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the angel on my shoulder doesn’t show up and the devil is always doing the worm
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yesterday a guy asked me what i do for a living and i showed him this video
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