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i will be here until the day that i die

chicago, il
Joined April 2014
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@baldinternetman
bald internet man
10 years
make existence tolerable again
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@lakemarkham
lake
10 months
[sponsored ad] Hey! This is Lake from college. I know we’ve had a lot of fun on X over the years, but today I need your help: every second, online lit is putting points on the board, and basically I have to sell 1,000,000 copies of Lo Siento.
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@lakemarkham
lake
1 year
wow they got zines— FROM A LOCKED ROOM // $12 // https://t.co/5zT5sxxmTi 19 talented artists contributed to this birthday zine. so stoked on the results: 38 pages of poetry, short fiction, and full color photography
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@lakemarkham
lake
1 year
i went all the way to the board of trade to get this contract signed. they told me that after 143 years in chicago, the stock exchange is moving to texas. why texas? that’s a good question. anyway, i’m amped to share that i just signed a book deal with @APCON_MAG
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@lakemarkham
lake
1 year
without giving too much away—my novel about weird texas has been accepted for publication :0)
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@baldinternetman
bald internet man
2 years
hey gang i made a full-color photo zine
@lakemarkham
lake
2 years
hyperreal texas // $15 24 pages of full-color photography about the hyperreal history and light conditions of the lone star state https://t.co/IvlvA1Qe4F
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@baldinternetman
bald internet man
2 years
me every day clocking into the soul factory
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@lakemarkham
lake
2 years
picture from the bar where i worked in texas (2017)
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@baldinternetman
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4 years
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@baldinternetman
bald internet man
2 years
when eric clapton wrote Tears in Heaven he was talking about hot dog water
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@baldinternetman
bald internet man
2 years
this hot dog water ain’t gonna drink itself
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@baldinternetman
bald internet man
2 years
hot dog water has so much pulp in it
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@lakemarkham
lake
2 years
tbt when patours still played king trash live
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@baldinternetman
bald internet man
5 years
i’ve got it under control ⓘ 𝗢𝗳𝗳𝗶𝗰𝗶𝗮𝗹 𝘀𝗼𝘂𝗿𝗰𝗲𝘀 𝘀𝘁𝗮𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗶𝘀 𝗳𝗮𝗹𝘀𝗲 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗺𝗶𝘀𝗹𝗲𝗮𝗱𝗶𝗻𝗴
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@baldinternetman
bald internet man
3 years
that’s me alright. that bar rocks
@puzzledgib
uhhh gabe
3 years
@baldinternetman spotted??
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@mirandareinert
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3 years
[somberly] doors at 8 show at 9
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@baldinternetman
bald internet man
3 years
many elites would hate this
@pianopest
Cemetary Baron
3 years
I would like to see my friend @baldinternetman play the silver surfer
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@baldinternetman
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3 years
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@baldinternetman
bald internet man
3 years
the angel on my shoulder doesn’t show up and the devil is always doing the worm
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@baldinternetman
bald internet man
3 years
dude that’s so fucken tite
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@baldinternetman
bald internet man
5 years
yesterday a guy asked me what i do for a living and i showed him this video
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