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My credit score is less than how much I weigh. and imma beat my mama ass when I catch her. How da hell I had Comcast account in 1999. I was 2.

#that person really tried to shade Luke Hemmings as if he couldn’t sing the most raw, gut wrenching notes ever. Be fr.. you need to get your ears checked…

dont play w me

A con man, pedophile, and a convicted felon walk into a bar. Bartender says "Here by yourself today, Mr. President?"

when you tell your white friend your struggles they be like "dude that's so fucked"

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sorry for having an Off day today hahaha ive been having a hard time being alive & being a person for the last few years but if i say anything ppl will Know im messed up & probably leave me & i also dont want to be a burden or perceived or like take up space. no yea im Just tired

When my ex thinks my posts are about him but I found another man who also treats me like shit

what if 8 is just 0 wearing a belt

They’d have to grab the back of my neck like a pit bull and throw me out. I’ll eat 20 of these

i really cant tell what level of irony gen Z is on

Pleading insanity to a traffic violation

This guy has gotta get laid. Damn.

You don't need to add “for me” after writing “personally”.

@fairyunicorn234 @AhnaMacDaddie This is why I don't stan women. They're always homophobic

I can’t wait to die

I'm 3 inconveniences away from trying heroin

Americans trying to explain how much they love someone: So imagine a burger

I just wanna kiss my fish, truck my truck, eat my beer, shame my dog, truck bed truck, bed truck truck, it’s so hard to be a country boy when boys are girls truck beer truck.

It’s time for us to be honest about Birria tacos.