#ofmds2spoilers but like we already knew

IZZY IS SINGING AND I AM SCREAMING Well yeah that had to happen.

My soggy man.

THE CHEMISTRY I AM D E A D

Jesus h christ the way I SHRIEKED

Wait….wait. Is this HAPPENING???? My heart can not handle it is this is happening. #OurFlagMeansDeath

Shirtless Izzy man Jesus fuck. Contain those things. #OurFlagMeansDeath

Yo but what is this Izzy/Lucius energy here in #OurFlagMeansDeath 205? I am here for it.

This movie implies that Benji and Luther keep Ethan alive and that’s weirdly sweet. Aww. It’s about FAMILY. Fast franchise crossover now tbh. #MissionImpossibleDeadReckoning

I’m not going to survive these episodes.

This movie is trying to give the IMF a fucking MYTHOLOGY and it’s frankly kind of hilarious. #MissionImpossibleDeadReckoning

Mission: Impossible is really just Fridge Everyone For Ethan’s Manpain: The Franchise. #MissionImpossibleDeadReckoning

Yeah Ethan’s definitely gonna die in the next one LOL #MissionImpossibleDeadReckoning

This movie finally has the correct amount of Tom Cruise Running in it. By which I mean a fuckton. #MissionImpossibleDeadReckoning

OK FINE FRANCHISE I’LL BUY INTO ILSA/ETHAN NOW ARE YOU HAPPY? #MissionImpossibleDeadReckoning

I think I’m just not used to a Mission Impossible movie being this self-aware. It’s like they all know they’re on a really silly movie LMAO #MissionImpossibleDeadReckoning

Why is this movie so weird? Everyone in it is acting so weird. #MissionImpossibleDeadReckoning

Yo wait straight up is the IMF literally JUST ETHAN and then Ethan’s team and support staff now? Kittridge calling him on his bullshit over and over is fucking hilarious tho. #MissionImpossibleDeadReckoning

LMAO wow this new Mission Impossible movie is really layering on the bullshit and McGuffins. And the bizarrely flowery dialogue. Weird vibes.

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