chris udalla
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he’s gonna hate corn and everything to do with it by the time he’s 13
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harry potter is a better man than me bc if i ever saw that fuckin creature in my bedroom i would’ve killed it with a bookshelf
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first thing i see when i wake up is grown adults calling me the harry potter n word this is insane
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aye bro remember to steal food from ur fast food job if they don’t give u free meals
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“I didn’t shoot that woman, but if I did it’s because I was drunk and I was a sad kid” someone gotta jump on his head like a goomba
Tory Lanez insists he’s innocent in Megan Thee Stallion shooting, but also says if he’s guilty, it’s because of his alcoholism and childhood trauma.
He reportedly claims that if he did do it, he needs therapy instead of prison.
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You know those videos where someone shakes a turkey leg and the meat all slides off nicely? I bet u could do that to her
BREAKING: Senator Dianne Feinstein has been hospitalized after a fall, per TMZ.
Feinstein is 90 years old.
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I tried watching bojack horseman but idk if I got the right mental illnesses to enjoy that shit
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Bae why didn’t you tell me about ur brockhampton phase? :/
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imagine smoking a joint with him and he looks u in the eyes then all the birds in the sky suddenly drop dead and a darkness consumes the world 😍
I haven’t simped over a man in so long I was beginning to question if I was still straight. This guy has mastered the female gaze quite honestly lol
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All these groceries were $43 at Aldi. Y’all don’t know how to shop. Stop buying junk food🫵🏽😂
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wait i didn’t know y’all actually had niggas pump gas for u i thought that was some shit they made up in the Spongebob Movie
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nah there’s real people out there named Tucker we gotta do something about it
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7 years he gonna look jus like cody ko. watch
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deleting the tweet bc my parents be seein my shit sometimes nd i don’t wanna talk bout it with them yet but if u saw u saw hell yea
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my first pride month as an openly pan dude i didn’t realize how gay this shit is
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you aren’t “doing your part” by tagging people in those instagram story chains. this isn’t a quirky lil social media trend. i understand “spreading awareness” but we been aware. sign a fuckin petition at least.
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get the lil gay boy outta here i’m sorry
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gay spongebob boutta piss off so many parents lmaoo i fw it
Celebrating
#Pride
with the LGBTQ+ community and their allies this month and every month 🌈
(🎨: by
@ramzymasri
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holy shit if u took this serious ur an idiot i was just pointing out how embarrassing these people are. please no more harry potter bro i’ve never even seen the movies the queen is dead we’re over it
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can’t sleep. but realized i’m 3 years clean from self harm today. hell yea dude
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i be feelin bad for charli sometimes bro why tf y’all so angry boutta 16 year old girl existing?
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y’all are so quick to say “u dick riding” when someone openly likes an artist or some shit. personally imma ride their dick till it cums. support artists.
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i didn’t even believe in inflation like that until i saw chipotle chicken bowls are $11 rn bro put e.coli back in that shit and drop the price NOW
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why the fuck do athletes get tested for weed? i promise u that blunt Sha’Carri smoked is not making her faster. test for roids n that yucky shit, weed is not a performance enhancer.
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“Literally smoked her aura away🤓” shutup gayboy come hit this joint
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nah my girlfriend is so dope, they start smoking with me n a month later look what they bought us
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not only does peaches account still exist after all the shit she’s done, but instagram has her verified. get this fuckin weirdo off the internet
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my uber driver saw me, a black man, hop in the car and decided to start talking about how wrong the protests are. bitch i’m about about to pee in your back seat.
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hey dude this concept sounds cool & i am a lgbt poc haha crazy how that works out
hi, so my team is finally pitching our LGBT animated comedy to
@adultswim
. the shows main cast is all LGBT, and POC, & all voiced by those who are.
BUT when we pitch i wanna show there is viral demand, so RT & like. also comment representation you’d like to see in it!
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dudes favorite meal is drake dick
Meg gotta keep her beef wit Tory n Tory alone.. we not cancelling drake no matter wat . Ur the stallion… he’s the GOAT . Stop playin
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wendy’s really donating to trumps reelection campaign. i never thought the fo fo fo would do us like this :/
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“the media won’t show you this clip” we KNOW. at this point we are the fuckin media bro. record everything.
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U guys suck at smoking weed
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i came out on tiktok and i think they think i’m joking lmaooo
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yessir the first black woman ever!
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imma be mad as hell if i get reincarnated as a flamingo lil gay ass bird
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fuck 4th of july. ain’t no independence day bro, niggas celebrate by getting together and eat grilled meats. it’s just glizzy saturday.
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“nigga says nigga” literally could’ve been the headline what the fuck do y’all be reporting
Sasha Obama, 19, raps the N-word as she lip syncs to profanity-filled song in viral TikTok
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aye this bitch ass dork ass hoe ass nigga kinda spittin
No, Trump has not already won the election, and it is deeply irresponsible for him to say he has.
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if i hear “i don’t care if you’re black, white, purple...” one more fuckin time bro
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nigga said “i’m bi.... jk!” and thought it was a good april fools joke lmao what
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i keep getting “your account is dying” comments on tiktok, nigga the whole country dying right now u think i care that much about the clock noise app?
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ur weird as hell if u condone this idc. if you have to milly rock ya sons buttcheek to make him listen ur a shitty parent
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nigga said “oink oink! OINK OINK OINK 🤬 *snorrrrtttt*🐽 oink oink oink!!! oink oink 😌 oink!😡”
WATCH 🚨 New York police boss Mike O'Meara went off on the media today:
"Stop treating us like animals and thugs and start treating us with some respect ... Our legislators abandoned us. The press is vilifying us. It's disgusting."
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cops actin like kkk members and y’all still got the audacity to say “not all cops...” get the fuck outta here man
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ice spice is so good at making new weekly catchphrases for bad bitches to use
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saying “charge ur phone” when u see someone post a screenshot with low battery is another way of saying “i want to feel u in my throat”
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blocking everyone in my tiktok comments who isn’t respecting octaves pronouns 🤣🤣💯💯
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he was a boy, they was a them, can i make it anymore obvious
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i saw Peaches nasty ass on my fyp today, so i decided we gonna try to take her off tiktok!! ❤️ cmon vamanos
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online therapist just told me to quit bitching and pop these xans. i hate betterhelp :/
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got slapped so hard he turned into a fucking cornball. get over it dude that shit was a year ago. it doesn’t hurt anymore.
Chris Rock revealed he watched "Emancipation" so he could see Will Smith being whipped.
In the film which is based on a true story, Smith plays a slave in Louisiana who decides to escape after being whipped almost to death.
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🚨ATTENTION🚨 everyone look at my beautiful partner that i’m celebrating 2 years with today :)
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jury duty so weird bro. i’ve been minding my business for 21 years now and outta nowhere the government want me to help them solve a fuckin mystery
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“Bullies put pride stickers on him” what gay ass bullies you got a school? That literally sounds chill as hell I wanna get bullied
The day before bullies at school put Pride stickers on him. Rather than backing down… he decided to do this the next day!
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does a high body count turn u away from a potential bf/gf? or are u an adult?
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just bc you had trauma growing up it don’t mean ur funny. a lot of y’all just traumatized and unfunny as fuck but that’s okay
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