Anthony Zonfrelli
@azonfrelli
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Screenwriter, Comic | PAGE Finalist | Top 50 Roadmap & LaunchPad | ND | ImprovBoston | Sports Illustrated, Deadspin | Harvard | 🐈⬛dad | 🤼♂️ | he/him
Boston, MA
Joined January 2012
I’ve lived among these people for almost 30 years and I can say with 100% certainty that this sign is a lie
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So…Aaron Glenn’s sideline celebration is 🔥🔥🔥 with Earth, Wind & Fire attached to it.
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Me, mindlessly mumbling to myself as I send out yet another screenwriting query:
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“Severance" actor Tramell Tillman has won the Emmy for outstanding supporting actor in a drama series. He is the first Black man ever to win the award #Emmys
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Witnesses Assumed Charlie Kirk Shooter Was Just Ordinary Gunman On School Campus
theonion.com
OREM, UT—As law enforcement officials search for a person of interest in the assassination of 31-year-old Turning Point USA co-founder Charlie Kirk, witnesses on the scene at Utah Valley University...
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SHORT TIME, my high school wrestling sports comedy feature placed at #AFF! Thank you @austinfilmfest 🙏 I’m happy to share if anyone would like to read a heartwarming story that’s SCHOOL OF ROCK meets COBRA KAI. Based on my 20+ years of wrestling experience experience 🤼
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My apologies to the kind woman at AFF who was forced to say “EAST BUMFUCK” in a voicemail as a result of this placement 🙏
Hey hey some good news – my comedy pilot EAST BUMF*CK is an AFF 2nd Rounder! Thank you @austinfilmfest! #screenwriting
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Hey hey some good news – my comedy pilot EAST BUMF*CK is an AFF 2nd Rounder! Thank you @austinfilmfest! #screenwriting
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I was not at all prepared for Jamie Lee Curtis's answer 😂
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An uncropped notes app non-apology at 30% battery from the US government. I keep saying it, but we are so cooked
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Whoever has my voodoo doll, please stop torturing it with the inefficiencies of local housing bureaucracy and bad faith sellers. I can’t even imagine this is that fun for you. Just like, stab me or something 😩
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Hey screenwriters – @jrsmellie and I are looking for one more writer to join our fantasy football league! It’s free, mostly an excuse to get to know other writers, and winner gets a Scriptnotes podcast tshirt! DM if interested #screenwriting #fantasyfootball 🏈
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When you bend over to pick something up and your cat thinks it’s an invitation to use you as a step ladder
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If this was at a Trader Joe’s, I kinda get it
Jaylen Brown's Dad Arrested For Attempted Murder After Apparent Parking Spot Dispute | Click to read more 👇 https://t.co/He8b3wo2KP
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