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@ayshooshi

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The world is a clogged artery that won’t give up

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@themikalaleeann Twitter gon twitter
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@Justjstyle Gathered
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2 years
Happy to b alive at the same time as Zelooperz
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2 years
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Vancouver has a natural allegiance to losers
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Ayesha
1 year
February is pink month 💋
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@ayshooshi
Ayesha
11 months
🥥
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@ayshooshi
Ayesha
2 years
No regret. Just 1000 memories & some scars
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@ayshooshi
Ayesha
2 years
Don’t show your hand
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Ayesha
1 year
The planet is healing
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1 year
Andrew Tate’s manager confirms that he has lung cancer.
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@ayshooshi
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9 months
Cranberry c☆nt
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@ayshooshi
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2 years
@DIORSVISION Willow > “intellectual conversations only” Jaden
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1 year
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Ayesha
1 year
Dear God, Your sons think they’re street out here in the suburbs of Vancouver. They’re barely the sidewalk.
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@ayshooshi
Ayesha
3 years
Wtf is the point of saying anything if the point is always missed
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Ayesha
1 year
Just finished explaining to a potential sugar Daddy that not even his money can make me withstand his unbearableness.
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@ayshooshi
Ayesha
1 year
Gather the divas—there’s work to do
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@ayshooshi
Ayesha
4 years
Category is: portrait mode & late afternoon daylight
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@ayshooshi
Ayesha
2 years
Jupiter is in Pisces so naturally I’m having a conversation with myself about my potential
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@ayshooshi
Ayesha
29 days
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@ayshooshi
Ayesha
2 years
I got ready & then I got anxiety so I stayed home 😓
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@ayshooshi
Ayesha
6 months
📐
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@ayshooshi
Ayesha
7 months
U smell like old leftovers
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@ayshooshi
Ayesha
2 years
Asking for a Snapchat is a good way to get blocked
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@ayshooshi
Ayesha
4 years
I was placed onto this earth for divine purposes. Some I have yet to unfold and understand in the capacity of the human experience.
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@ayshooshi
Ayesha
1 year
TWO??! Gay Pinoy Birthdays & they’re in love! 🎂 🎤 💌
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Ayesha
1 year
I have these floor length dresses that deserve to be worn at a dinner table where 3 different kinds of forks & glasses are needed for my meals..so if any of my friends would like in on this..
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Ayesha
1 year
My family🫀shot on the Olympus we have to this day
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@ayshooshi
Ayesha
1 year
Steve Lacy is at normie rn… slay?! 😭
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Ayesha
1 year
@kissmeriver 😭😭😭
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2 years
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@ayshooshi
Ayesha
4 years
My bikinis came in today and.. I’m in the building n I’m feelin myself 🤕
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@ayshooshi
Ayesha
1 year
In “San Francisco with wheelchair assistance” was not on the travel bingo card
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@ayshooshi
Ayesha
4 months
I bought a domain… but I need a web developer to help me get this shit off the ground
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@ayshooshi
Ayesha
7 months
Sometimes all u can do is masturbate
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@ayshooshi
Ayesha
2 years
@TheCourtKim She’s so fucking cute omg I want to wrap myself around her 🫂
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@ayshooshi
Ayesha
1 year
Looking at everything now, I wouldn’t trade growing up in low income housing for any other situation tbh. I will… get my chips one day though. I’d like some floor to ceiling windows some day 😂
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@ayshooshi
Ayesha
9 months
My mission is to b loved & give love freely, & make some cool things in between paying my taxes I guess.
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@ayshooshi
Ayesha
4 years
Can’t stand the Instagram quality so ill post this here for now... no one listens to me when I tell them not to take pictures of me.
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Ayesha
8 months
Swiping tabis from a tinder date to re gift to your girl is crazy… but swiping your kid cousin’s plush toy to regift to me while his name is still on the wash tag… is even crazier
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Ayesha
3 years
I had kids saying “Eeeww 😷🤢🤮” when I took out my school lunches, your mom packed you whatever between some wonder bread—we are not the same
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Ayesha
2 years
My mom found a picture of my old Algerian passport and I’m actually so pissed that I was severely bullied growing up bc wtf look at that face 🥺
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@ayshooshi
Ayesha
4 years
I tripped n fell down the rabbit hole, next thing you know I’m on Emily Oberg’s page and
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@ayshooshi
Ayesha
3 years
Me on Valentines Day
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Ayesha
4 months
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@ayshooshi
Ayesha
4 years
I’m never being somebody’s first girlfriend ever again.. that shit was brutal. I’m not supposed to be teaching you basic things when you’re 24 and I’m 20.
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Ayesha
1 year
Not enough people are talking about Freaky T’s new album. All her dolo tracks r ✨ + her features are Uno, Tony Shhnow, and Kenny cmonnn
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@ayshooshi
Ayesha
1 year
@TiaCorine said “Ass just spread like jelly, but my gun it never JAM.” & I’ve been rooting for her ever since
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Ayesha
2 years
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@ayshooshi
Ayesha
11 months
@b__________t They think low income is synonymous with “hood.”
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@ayshooshi
Ayesha
1 year
Happy pussy power day! Happy women’s history month! May we show up for the girls in our communities with love, protection, & strong efforts to support them—always
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Ayesha
1 year
I just spent $500 on supplements. Do not ask me if I want a bev, a bump of k, a chiggaretté. Nun. If you want to spend time with me, pls book a patch of grass with me. Maybe we can share a baked good together
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Ayesha
4 years
You worthy of a show on adult swim
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Ayesha
1 year
All the weapons formed against me not prospering
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1 year
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@ayshooshi
Ayesha
2 years
Somebody’s washroom smells like eggs rn but it isn’t mine
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@ayshooshi
Ayesha
1 year
Not arguing with someone who has a spray tan membership. Whatever you say Cheeto hands 🫣
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@ayshooshi
Ayesha
2 years
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@ayshooshi
Ayesha
1 year
New job, new SZA…BETTER BITCHES, BETTER MONEY, MY CLOTHES BETTER, MY SHOES BETTER. I WORK HARDER.
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Ayesha
1 year
I’m mad at the world till I get a lil sammich in me. I’m just like him.
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Ayesha
2 years
I <3 shock value in a place like Vancouver bc u can do the most normal shit & get people talking
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@ayshooshi
Ayesha
4 years
Kill him. Idc. Just get rid of him. Please. I beg with deafening mercy.
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@ayshooshi
Ayesha
2 years
Category is: yummy babushka
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Ayesha
4 years
HAVE A BACKBONE. This black out Tuesday shit is not propelling any action towards revolution. It is sheep behaviour! It is trendy “activism” and not resourceful in the slightest!!!
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Ayesha
1 year
I would throw this silly phone away but apparently I have friends who love me & like to check in + send me silly/fab things.. u win
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@ayshooshi
Ayesha
4 years
If you’re still addressing the past, you’re stuck there
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@ayshooshi
Ayesha
1 year
Anyways. We’re serving cunt tonight at Normie
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Ayesha
4 months
Please find the nearest bridge and jump.
@realMaalouf
Dr. Maalouf ‏
4 months
HOT TAKE: The French occupation of Algeria was actually justified. First of all, it only happened because the Barbary pirates from what is now Algeria were getting out of control. In only two centuries, the Berber pirates had raided hundreds of towns and villages in France,…
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Ayesha
4 months
Can we achieve humorous exchange without making gossip the whole body of our conversation. Cause a ki is only natural but BABY ! We have got to have other reasons! 😩 be other places !! Like
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Ayesha
2 years
Weave smell like Le Croix 🤭! Pamplemousse 🍊
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Ayesha
1 year
Gratitude practices & staying away from hateful people/social media have done more for me than any pill could
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Ayesha
4 months
Midnight minute -> noon rising
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Ayesha
1 year
Stop causing black hotties harm. What the fuck is wrong with you people
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Ayesha
4 years
Yuhp
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Ayesha
2 years
Also, this is a sign to cut shitty, messy, and irresponsible people out of your life bc THE SECOND you do.. God literally blesses you with new people/experiences to take their place.
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Ayesha
2 years
Asian with dread locks is crazy
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@ayshooshi
Ayesha
2 years
I’m an olive branch in every sense
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Ayesha
1 year
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Ayesha
2 years
Everyone needs to take a tab and go experience the snow RIGHT NOW
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@ayshooshi
Ayesha
7 months
Chai & I today ⭐️
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Ayesha
4 months
Little thread of animations I found on Youtube that speak to me :
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Ayesha
1 year
So apparently Vancouver is obsessed with @SanPellegrino
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Ayesha
3 months
Say thank you body for being the container that holds so much
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@ayshooshi
Ayesha
4 years
🎠
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@ayshooshi
Ayesha
10 months
Big day for me (IUD removal)
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Ayesha
7 months
Clouds like crumb cake
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@ayshooshi
Ayesha
6 months
Your tooth is chipped from being pistol whipped while you got robbed. I can understand why you’re so angry & why you feel the need to pose on the internet. Dw baby. You’ll always be a wangster from Vancouver 🤍
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Ayesha
1 year
Thinking ab this Queen today in my favourite blood orange video
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Ayesha
1 year
I’d like to thank the ones before me that held my genes. Today, I’m bad asf bc of y’all 🧬
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@ayshooshi
Ayesha
1 year
No but seriously—what in the insidious fuck is wrong w/ u bitches?
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Ayesha
2 months
🤭🫧
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@ayshooshi
Ayesha
4 years
Attitude on NaNa
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@ayshooshi
Ayesha
2 years
At dinner discussing literature
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@ayshooshi
Ayesha
1 year
Haven’t left Vancouver by plane since I was 9… tell me y I got randomly selected and they rummaging through my panties :( rn
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Ayesha
7 months
Get ready to be sick of me. All the pain & suffering I experienced these last 3 years… just to have to the complete opposite be my reality today. Y’all gon b sick of me. Iykyk
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Ayesha
8 months
I AM GETTING MY LAPTOP FIXED AFTER A DUMMY BROKE IT 2 YEARS AGO. I WILL BE ABLE TO CREATE AND STUDY. WE R SOOO BACK
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Ayesha
10 months
I stopped having straight women friendships last year and the quality of my life improved dramatically
@Doreenglm
Doreen🫶🏾
10 months
Making new straight women friends comes with having to find out how male centered they are, & realizing how much it affects the quality of their life, if they are. Because they never shut up about men. Entire conversation cycles are about men, finding men, being with men etc etc
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@ayshooshi
Ayesha
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Sweetie 🥧 hours
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