Poo Crave
@ayokoalex
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Woke 2. I can feel it on the horizon, gathering like a distant storm. May the Gavinreich wash away the many sins of this nation.
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She won me back 110% with just this so fucking funny
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Last uncmas you said I was chopped and the very next day you said you were gay
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Episode 5 of ‘Heated Rivalry’ is the #1 highest-rated episode of 2025 on IMdb (9.9/10).
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boo fucking hoo white men have to work twice as hard now or “be superstars” to find meaningful roles, as if this hasn’t been a reality for centuries for everyone else
Beginning in 2014, prestige industries decided they urgently needed to diversify. They didn’t purge established Boomers. Instead, they did everything possible to avoid hiring white millennial men. This is the story of a generation derailed by DEI. https://t.co/kUfmpHfaMH
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I married my first wife before I came out of the closet and there is nothing wrong with that. 💅🏼
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What bowen yang/matt rogers ilk have figured out is that the money is in appealing to the gay monkey sensibilities of well-meaning millennial white women—I fear your biting twitter satire may get you on a brooklyn party flyer at most
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KATSEYE has been nominated for ‘Best Pop Duo/Group Performance’ at the #GRAMMYs
#KATSEYE @katseyeworld
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My mayor is Muslim, my bagels are Jewish, my Dior is Christian
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but that’s a boy
Jonathan Bailey names Prince Eric from The Little Mermaid as one of his first celebrity crushes growing up.
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If 1 million New Yorkers move to Miami after Mamdani is elected, it will raise the average IQ of both cities
Nearly a million New Yorkers ready to flee NYC if far-left socialist Mamdani becomes mayor, poll finds
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Congratulations, @AndrewCuomo. I know how hard you worked for this.
Trump says he'd vote for Cuomo
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