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@avitalash
avital ash
7 years
Podcast ads be like
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@avitalash
avital ash
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I'm considering submitting the recording of my solo show to film festivals as a feature. Not much precedent for this kind of thing—but maybe that’s the good??? Anyone have ideas, advice, or know a good person for me to talk to? #filmfestivals #filmfests #soloshows
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@Storm_Tools_ai
Storm AI
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The best-quickest way to stop being angry is to say "grumble... grumble... grumble..." out loud. It's physically impossible to be mad and consciously make a fool out of yourself at the same time
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@netflix
Netflix
1 month
Season 2? BOO! (in the good way) Haunted Hotel will return! Season 1 is now playing.
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@netflix
Netflix
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Haunted Hotel's title sequence will take you right into spooky season.
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@avitalash
avital ash
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Those Overlook-patterned sweaters (carpet from The Shining) are cool and I want one but I also wish someone would make a Suspiria window-patterned one and give it to me
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@Libra_Trading
LibraTrades
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Monthly payout mindset Slows down your risk dopamine Payout took les than 24hrs from @Tradeify 🙏 Trade these firms the same you would trade your business inventory
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@blumenfeld
amir
1 month
Written by some very funny people including @avitalash Worth a weekend watch!
@Netflix_CA
Netflix Canada
1 month
The Undervale is open for business. HAUNTED HOTEL, a new series from the minds behind Rick and Morty, is now playing!
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@cpmckenna
Chris McKenna
3 months
Attention, perverts and murderers! I for one think our new show HAUNTED HOTEL is for you, too. Coming to Netflix September 19.
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@avitalash
avital ash
2 months
Men will literally walk until they die before going to therapy #TheLongWalk
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@jakeandamir
Jake and Amir
2 months
I mean we have to get one of these filled out correctly, right...? On Patreon this week.
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@SolanaInstitute
Solana Policy Institute
3 days
$BSOL, the first spot Solana ETP, is now live on the New York Stock Exchange, giving more consumers access to one of the world's most performant blockchains through a U.S. regulated investment vehicle.
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@avitalash
avital ash
3 months
I have made only three good decisions in my whole life and each one was the acquisition of a rescue dog
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@avitalash
avital ash
3 months
Hello I got to write for this and I can’t wait for you all to see it!
@netflix
Netflix
3 months
Spooky season starts now. From the minds behind Rick and Morty comes HAUNTED HOTEL, a new animated comedy series premiering September 19. Starring Will Forte, Eliza Coupe, Skyler Gisondo, Natalie Palamides and Jimmi Simpson.
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@Todd_Spence
Todd Spence
4 months
Keith David reacting to the surprise announcement he'll be receiving a Star on the Hollywood Walk Of Fame. Love this. Legendary performer, dude so deserves it. 👏
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@blumenfeld
amir
5 months
Happy WiFi, Happy Life
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@avitalash
avital ash
5 months
Yayy I got to write for this
@NetflixIsAJoke
Netflix Is A Joke
5 months
You're invited to check into the HAUNTED HOTEL. Starring Will Forte, Eliza Coupe, Skyler Gisondo, Natalie Palamides and Jimmi Simpson, the new animated series from the team behind Rick & Morty is coming to Netflix on September 19!
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@blumenfeld
amir
6 months
Eavesdropping is so annoying.
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@blumenfeld
amir
6 months
Ex-Boyfriends are so random.
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@blumenfeld
amir
6 months
What was your favorite date…?
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@avitalash
avital ash
6 months
Just asked my dog if he wanted to come sit on my lap and it felt really pervy
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@avitalash
avital ash
7 months
Lotta sick conspiracies out there but the one upsetting me most is how we’re collectively pretending this guy didn’t grow into that guy #adolescence #empirerecords #stephengraham #brendansexton
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@avitalash
avital ash
10 months
Raffey Cassidy and Daniel Radcliffe should play twins
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@GeoffreyPlitt
Geoff Plitt
10 months
NEW SKETCH: "Your Baby Could Be an *sshole" A fertility doctor shares alarming test results with a hopeful couple about their future baby. Directed/Shot/Edited by Geoff Plitt Written by Matthew B Richmond Starring @avitalash @alex_falcone @matt_obrien Sound by Chris Moore
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