Alex Falcone
@alex_falcone
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'A blue check comedy writer' - Fox News Seen on @colbertlateshow & @Portlandia ⬇️ my new podcast is the best thing ever ⬇️
Los Angeles, CA
Joined March 2008
Absolutely hilarious web design from @Expedia where they just make up a price, immediately change it when you click on it, then threat that if you don't book right away they'll change it again. Strong Darth Vader energy from this company.
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July 13th begins the three week festival of events for the @RGPokerSeries The Last Kilometer Season Finale powered by @PokerGO! Up first is the $250,000 GTD $400 Monolith NLH Ring Event. See you very soon! ♠️♣️♥️♦️ Full schedule here: https://t.co/crrgt0T3HL
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I feel the same way about the 4th as I do about Christmas. I know that the people who are REALLY into it are assholes but I do like days with an official color scheme and menu.
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The amount I love professional fireworks is exactly even with the amount I hate amateur fireworks. You bought a suckass version of the coolest thing and put it 20 feet from my ear drums and all my flammable stuff and all the neighborhood dogs? Cool but what if you didn't.
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Buying somebody a book as a gift is cool it's like "here's some homework I'm gonna check in with you about constantly."
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It's weird how charging the same price as hotels for something that's less enjoyable for everybody involved isn't a killer business model.
The Airbnb collapse is real. Revenues are down nearly 50% in cities like Phoenix and Austin. Watch out for a wave of forced selling from Airbnb owners later this year in the areas hit hardest by the revenue collapse.
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Whenever people say "you can't make this shit up" I feel like I could. I don't know maybe you suck at making stuff up but I'm pretty good at it.
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Now they just have to figure out which expensive lie it's taking place in, the metaverse or the Mars colony.
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You gotta admit the Titanic killing again after all these years is the comeback of the century.
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There should be more ugly models. I don't need a shirt that looks good on a 10, show me what shirt turns a 4 into a 4.5, that's what I need.
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Idea. A movie about a famous chef who dies and his sous has to pretend he's still alive long enough to get a new Michelin review. Weekend at Béarnaise.
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The goal of golf is to get the lowest score so I remain the undefeated champion of the world with a total lifetime of zero strokes.
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If you go to the college of hypnotherapy how do you know you actually attended and they didn't just charge you tuition then convince you that you'd learned it all.
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I just don't get it. You've got two apps already. How did you release a new app worse than either of the two apps you already have? What are you even doing?
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All the menus are doing the same thing where it thinks my TV is 4 times as big as it is. The code of the app feels as well thought out as the name change.
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Name 2 concerts that you’ve attended representing two opposite extremes in music. The Righteous Brothers / The Blood Brothers
Name 2 concerts that you’ve attended representing two opposite extremes in music. The Pains of Being Pure at Heart Pusha T
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"fuhrers only"
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New episode of the podcast: is powerlifting the best thing ever? We asked @Rachele_F. https://t.co/Xtd7ZBKEsA
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