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@averykimball
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as an old, i humbly and soberly tell you:. YOU HAVE NO TIME AAAAAA SOCIETY IS TRICKING YOU DO IMPORTANT THINGS NOW DONT WAIT YOU HAVE NO TIME STOP DOING WHATEVER YOURE DOING RIGHT NOW AND DO THAT THING YOU KNOW YOU SHOULD BE DOING YOURE GOING TO DIE YOU HAVE NO TIME AAAAAAAAAAAAA.
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don't let the whimsies win. it's okay to not groove to this.
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i'm also glad so many men's perennially disappointed and interminably belittling father figure is back. maybe they can learn how to become a Good One.
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RT @tomieinlove: (Short fox): They're sour, aren't they? Aren't they?. (Tall fox, without the heart to tell him): Oh yeah, not worth the bo….
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there probably 'shouldn't' be more of my dad. arguably, there 'shouldn't' have been more of my mom. and she was counciled, by many, to abort me. yet here i am. and i shall redeem myself, and redeem them for their presumptuousness. and give more people the same opportunity.
My great-ancestors are dead. They care nothing about whether I procreate. My producing children does nothing for them. Because they are dead. This widespread view on the right that people have some kind of moral obligation to have children strikes me as a denial of death. I've.
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i’m great at handling compliments, but hypothetically- for science- what does one do when someone yells ‘btw you’re cute’. i suspect a bow- my first impulse- is inappropriate.
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molybdenum might be threatening boron for best-friend status. i’m unstoppable.
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bet the rat lord is dapper af. i’d arrive early to help set up, allowing me to meet guests as they arrive.
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2/3 of my daily magnesium and i went from alienated and socially back-footed to stellar.
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use the bdsm paddle on the border collie.
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just had a sea-change and i might start eating shrimp. unexpected; very strange feeling.
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if i get so physically decrepit that i can't give my woman shoulder rides around everywhere like a cute master-blaster scenario, imma end. she can find another, more worthy man.
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if you block me your pfp better be your face because i want to see your dumb face. hmmmmm. yup. dumb, and has a face (cringe).
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wait, fuck, my sister is absolutely a bimbo. also a fastidious accountant, and a talented, exacting photographer, and a serious athletic pole dancer, and a subtly subversive thinker. but the most retarded bimbo for her husband. i couldn't see it until now.
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i've noticed *all* himbos i personally know are great at math and love chess and don't take too much bridging effort when talking philosophy. the bimbos i know are probably really smart, as well, but all i want from them is bouncing around and jumping into my lap.
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