Your Arse Is My Cocoon
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I feel as if the universe is about to fall in upon me
Ireland
Joined July 2019
RT @harmzdealer: This Post Liked Exclusively By Your Most Ravenously Perverted Female Followers.
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RT @BenjaminCrew1: There should be Mad Men expanded universe books like there were for Star Wars. I should be able to read a non-canon pape….
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Neofolk fans have to be LARPing for fascist aura points. There's no way you people are actually listening to this shit instead of avant-folk.
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Somehow the most reliable method of making friends as an adult is going to a bar alone.
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Imagining Kai Cenat in that one Freudian nightmare Eternal Sunshine scene.
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Happy St. Patrick’s Day!🍀.Are you wearing green? Some Hawaiian monk seals are! All that time in the water can cause algae to grow on their fur, but eventually they’ll molt and get a new silvery coat! #SpeciesInTheSpotlight #monkseals
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You haven't felt real joy, or real anything at all for that matter, until you've been called 'shortarse' by a taller English girl.
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Which one should I start lugging around
i think its genuinely a law queer people have to follow where you have a pokemon card in your phone case like everyone i know has one.
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Your haters become your masturbators when you dine at the table of goonsesh.
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Lived alone before I did this and now I live with my ex and my ex's girlfriend. Don't even joke lad.
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waittt. what if people with BPD just dated each other. and then they could be *each other's* Favourite Person! 🥹.
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God so true. Nicotine pouches are my bpd bitch wife.
There’s no greater betrayal than when the zyn randomly poisons you instead of making you feel good. They’re much like women in this way.
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Spotify you deceitful bastards I thought this was real for a minute
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Café girl just made a joke about my imminent liver failure from how often I go there before work, like this double espresso isn't the only thing stopping me from pregaming my job.
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Trying to get sober for real this time but my stupid friends keep inviting me to things
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