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@autmillion
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thrifty, plant gal raising her pup in the city
Joined August 2016
*overheard at my table* “I don’t mind spending $50,000 on some dumb shit” uh, hello sir my name is dumb shit and I’ll be taking care of you this evening
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The dude is gonna get Americans killed just to distract from the fact that he fucked little girls.
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I hate when a bitch I can't stand makes a valid point.
🚨 North Korean leader Kim Jong Un declares: “Israel is not a country — it is a terror project backed by Washington.”
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but I’m back again, and from the bottom of my heart I’d like to say I hope you live the rest of your life in hiding out of shame for who you are do us all a favor and take yourself out
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my account was banned for a few days because I called out what a miserable, disgusting, and worthless person @PamBondi is
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Imma with you
Imma be honest guys I'd rather watch Bad Bunny and not understand a single word than watch Kid Rock
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White people will invite you to smoke and pull out a blowtorch
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why tf this man speaking on heaven he’s going straight to hell beside hitler, and getting pineapple shoved up his ass
BREAKING: Trump's health is "not well", and White House insiders say he frequently mentions "heaven."
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“your best friend died years ago why are you still caught up on that” maybe it’s the guilt of getting an ominous text from her and responding “we will bury her with honor” hours before she did it - that now haunts me every second of this life
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not having kids and drinking at Chili's
If you’re 25+ and unmarried, wtf are you doing?
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that should be me
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“your skin looks so glowy today .. are you ovulating”?? “not sure, but I took an edible and they make me sweaty so it’s probably that”
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Just stalked my own instagram archive & forgot I lived all those eras 😭😭😭 Miss you sis. You had so much fun.
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