KR Paul
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Author of the PANTHEON series () Ultramarathoner🏃🏻♀ All views mine & we don't talk about my day job here 📸 IG: KRPaulAuthor
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Delighted to announce my military thriller, "Pantheon," is now published in its ✨second edition✨!
Looking for a military thriller featuring a female protagonist, justice, and crushing the Russians? You'll love "Pantheon!"
Now on Amazon:
#Pantheon
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Took my partner home to meet the family… the whole extended family!
He survived. Even the family photo session
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This picture just told me to go adjust the rabbit ears, grab it another pack of Pall Malls from the mini mart down the street, and crack a Bud heavy while I’m at it
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Hot take: Polar Express is a garbage Christmas movie
Signed,
Parent Currently Being Forced to Watch
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There are still so many people who see being poor as a moral failing and they’re all telling on themselves this week over loan forgiveness
Being poor isn’t a moral failing
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50k complete!
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Twelve day since surgery and the first day of Spring Break. Am I going to the beach in a bikini, scars, swollen belly, and all?
Yes. Yes I am. Because F if I’m letting this thing keep me down any longer 💪🏻
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Dang it. I had hoped to hit 2k followers this year. With one day left, I think I'm going to come up short.
Anyone wanna follow an author who also talks about running, lifting heavy objects, & blacksmithing? Will more than occasionally talk D&D or WoW too.
#WritingCommunity
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He didn’t say the quiet part out loud so much as he shrieked it from a rooftop
Sir, this is a Wendy’s
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Confession time... when I took
@Chuck_Hallmark
home he wasn't just my partner, he was a whole ass husband and that's how my fam met him the first time
Elope with your best friend: 15/10, would recommend
Took my partner home to meet the family… the whole extended family!
He survived. Even the family photo session
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Im starting to wonder if anyone will like my book because my main character is neither a special forces trigger puller nor an aviator.
I mean, what kind of crazy person turns a logistics or intelligence officer into a superhero??
#PantheonThriller
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Let’s play a game called, Can I Break the Internet Today?
Happy
#FlexFriday
, new
#WigsAndFlex
is up
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I was emotionally prepared for failure
I was not prepared for critical success. We sold every copy of People to Murder and Pantheon. Sold 2/3rds of everything else.
⬅️ The front of the booth
➡️ The back of the booth
We’re almost out. This is all I have left. I’m sold out of “People to Murder” and Sunday hasn’t even started yet
Good problems?
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Hi, I’m KR Paul and I am a novelist.
Finally.
And I’m finally getting to see years of hard work in physical form.
#PantheonThriller
#unboxing
#WritingCommunity
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Look, after two surgeries and five organs out, this beach is gonna get whatever body I give it!
Good enough to get across the finish line today
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As someone who's gone no contact with a parent and considers them dead, this is the most toxic shit I've seen today
Family is what you make it and you have EVERY right to cut out toxic people, no matter who they are. You don't owe someone your health and sanity
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“It’s business casual, no jeans.”
I understood the assignment
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“Master, what are midichlorians?”
“Doesn’t matter kid, we never talk about them again”
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F it. Happy Halloween guys and ghouls!
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I still can't believe it's been 3 years since I wrote this & it exploded
"[Star Wars] sold me the idea that battles and wars were won by a handful of General Officers sitting around a table making detailed decisions about the war.
What a crock of shit."
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I might cry now, my "The Gay Agenda" daily planner is now the most popular thing I have on under my new publishing company. For someone who lives in a state not friendly to LGBTQIA people, this is my tiny win for the day
So, for June/
#Pride
...
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Live image of me, even 3 days after finding out a person I considered friend ghosted me b/c “all I talk about is being sick”
Chronic illnesses are, in fact, chronic. Sorry, babe, guess we won’t be friends for a while
File under: things I thought about sitting in the ER
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My family's mutant healing factors have kicked in and in less than 36 I'm off the narcotic painkillers.
Everyone say good job Kay!
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The last piece of paper is signed, I am free of the most toxic relationship in my life.
Today is a good day; painful, but the healing can continue.
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Double fisting Coors, rocking bling, a ‘stache, AND the cape?
This man needs to be in my next book
Only took me 20 years, but finally saw someone wear the cape.
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Ladies, this is the new Millennium, if they don’t want to come watch you blacksmith, don’t still think your attractive as a sweaty butchy babe, don’t ask to see your work, and don’t call your new knife “badass,” they’re probably not worth it
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Maryland has gone too far this time and must be stopped.
I think I need to become a politician in Maryland just to ban madness like this
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We start in … uh… not sure how many hours because I’m in a weird time zone
Ol’ Pleep and I are gaming from the bougie Centurion Lounge today!
Also, a few eagled eyes followers might be able to figure out my newest news 👀
Hopefully we find the Elk Tribe today…
2pm EST / 11am PST
#dnd
#ttrpg
#baldursgate3
#dungeonsanddragons
#twitch
#dnd5e
#dndmeme
#dndmemes
#dndminiatures
#cosplay
#dungeonmaster
#ttrpgcommunity
#tabletoprpg
#tabletopgames
#gamemaster
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I’m struggling for what to put on my Tik Tok since health issues have put a hold on my usual athletic pursuits
ISTG, it’s gonna become a WigTok channel if I get any more wigs
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My partner is playing in a Street Fighter 6 tourney and I’m supporting
I realized that in this corset, I am, in fact, the “big tiddy goth GF”
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12 hours until I wake up for my fourth attempt at the Mississippi 50k
I’ve failed 3 times, but not this year. This year I’m staring into the void and the void is going to blink.
#ultramarathon
#ultracrazy
#Mississippi50
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Dads of Twitter I’m sorry, I have failed you.
I overlooked the steak and now it’s medium well.
I will accomplish retraining and reattempt next week
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Chaser: I took second in my weight class!
I don’t even care where I place. I’m just happy I finally got 500lbs combined
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I’d love to find the person who left me a GoodReads review saying that using Russians as bad guys in Pantheon was unrealistic and something about the Cold War being over.
Really?
Would you like to consider that again?
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Ok kids, here’s how it works: if you find me at DragonCon, say the magic phrase and you get the patch for today
Todays Rogue phrase: “Hey sugar, KR Paul says hi”
#dragoncon
#whereisKRPaul
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“Behold! My stuff.”
Right now! Today!
Huntsville, AL Comic & Pop Culture Expo. Come meet the author, get your favorite novel signed, and see what sweet swag is available now.
Plus in person opportunities to win an autographed hardcover and more!
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Bitch, I lived
#trailrun
#powerhike
Ok, but also, uh, surprise! I’m doing a 25k next weekend
Yes, it’s only been 9 weeks since being gutted like a fish
Yes, I face planted last time
Yes I missed it last year because I “kinda felt bad” and was in the hospital 5 days later
It’ll be fine
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Bowsette and Mario out looking for Peaches
Also, hey y’all, meet my partner,
@Chuck_Hallmark
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@bennystarks
‘69 Corvette Stingray, cherry red. And then I’d put a mechanics shop on retainer because I don’t know F all about maintaining a big block
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I look like a girl. I even put on a real bra. Must be going out to meet friends in the real world
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As it turns out, I needed my pens 😊
Imposter syndrome hits like a sledgehammer
(Which I did not just buy at Lowe’s)
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It’s hard to look good in a hospital gown! (No make up, no hair products, oof!)
Update: I had my long awaited surgery yesterday & am recovering well. I’m being held overnight for observation since it was a major surgey & we poked 5 holes in my abdomen to pull organs out (ouch!)
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Dune is foundational sci-if
*deep inhale* You have to look at Dune in the context of it’s time. While looking back 30, 40, 50 years later it is unremarkable, at the time it was ground breaking and set the foundation for the of the future sci-fi genre
In this essay I will…
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Yesterday I was informed that HRT round 1 was a failure & I’d need more intense care. Dr has me on 2 types now & they’re low key brutal
Im taking the some time off for self care. My “self care” is a little unique but 100% on brand! 🤣
Paddleboard today, blacksmithing tomorrow
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I was Very Mad this evening because I had a Big Important Event planned and it got wrecked because I popped hot for COVID
(Fuck you if you say COVID is over)
But ✨someone✨ showed up with flowers, pho, and cough drops and made me melt like some heroine in a romance novel
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Look, I know I have too many hobbies, a full time job, and a full time writing career. But, guy, I’m gonna become a blacksmith.
No, really, I’m taking and intro to blacksmithing class this weekend
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“Offutt? Ok, let him go”
Both bone chilling and awesome if you know your strategic warfare
September 11th, 2001 - Boeing E-4B NAOC callsign ADDIS77 scrambled from Andrews AFB. While ATC was calling them “VENUS” which is a typical callsign used at Andrews, you can hear the urgency of the pilot wanting to get airborne. The E-4 orbited over Washington DC for a while…
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Damn it. Im becoming an IPA person
What’s next? Growing my hair out, flannel, and moving to Oregon with my Subaru hauling the contents of my girlfriend’s apartment?
Come to think of it, that not a terrible idea
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Cheers. To telling the storm “piss off, im grilling anyway!”
🍸
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These colors don't run! 💗💜💙
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Because the JAG has strong things to say about using military experience to sell stuff… here is your one and only day of me posting the cool stuff I do/did
Happy Veterans Day y’all
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I explained to my stepson the difference between the Muppet Christmas Carol and Muppet Treasure Island:
Christmas Carol: Micheal Cane refuses to act like he’s working with Muppets
Treasure Island: Tim Curry refuses to acknowledge that he is not, in fact, a Muppet
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The “Jack Black is Dionysus” discourse is so wild
Of course he is!
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I get 2-3 of these a month and have decided to just roll with it. Here’s hoping she send cash!
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“I don’t think your new tattoo makes you look very pretty”
JFC the sheer audacity of this DM 😂😂 Oh bless your naive little heart. I don’t know you and DGAF about whether you think I’m “pretty”
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I’m terrible about replacing things that need replacing. Growing up poor leave weird scars on the brain but I started working on it in therapy & am continuing even now that I’m out
I replaced my 5yo glasses (w/3 chips) w/a nice new pair
I cringe at the cost but like the look
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Im gonna have to be taped into this costume and I don’t care. I love it!
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Y’all.
Y’all!
It just became the
#1
best seller overnight… in the 10 hours since my last post
I’m crying again, I can’t believe this 🤣😭😭🥹🥹🤣🤣🤣
Uhm, do I get to call myself a Best Selling author now?
I might cry now, my "The Gay Agenda" daily planner is now the most popular thing I have on under my new publishing company. For someone who lives in a state not friendly to LGBTQIA people, this is my tiny win for the day
So, for June/
#Pride
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Sure, dating in your 40s is fraught with peril. But if you find someone who asks “hey, do you wanna go get dessert?” you may have a keeper
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My brain went in about 70 directions and 69 of them were naughty.
The Turkey's dead. It doesn't know it's being stuffed.
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I’m sorry to all of my friends who are in snowy conditions tonight. Please do not ask what Florida is like today
(Also, random helicopter 2-ship flew by)
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Do y’all want a photo dump from this weekend weekend? Yay or nay?
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My mom keeps opening unopened things of food, taking over Bluetooth devices (like playing smooth jazz on my speakers), and rearranging parts of my kitchen to suit her.
I might kill her before dinner.
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Getting mad at the DoD for not being great at civilian maritime SAR is like getting mad at McDonalds for not making good salads
Like, sure, they can make one, but it’s not their primary function
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Race Report: Bear Bait 25k, 2023. 9 weeks after major surgery, I finished a 25k trail race. 14.77 miles of rooted trail and one hell of a comeback!
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Me, adding 2.5lbs plates to the bar: it’s all I got, but I do got it!
Progress, not perfection
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Ladies and gentlenerds, today's throw back is to DragonCon 2017, my Bombshell Harley Quinn, and the very first
#WigsAndFlex
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I’m gonna have to drink more and sing Poor Unfortunate Souls on the Tikky Tilly aren’t I?
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Thanks to the Gym Bro™️ who hear my elbow pop as I set the weights down and gave me a very concern “Bruh, you ok???” 😟
I’m good, I’m just 40 and sound like Rice Crispies every day
(Also? Clearly the hangovers have passed, it’s all youngin’s in here today)
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When I say I’m hustling, what I really mean is I’m wearing my own branded merch to the liquor store.
The clerk was unimpressed.
#PantheonThriller
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Me: Writes beautiful and soul wrenching prose
Also, me: I want to write da spicy. The horrible spicy even my mom isn't allowed to read
🌶️
There are two wolves inside me one wolf is good and wants to write professionally. But the other wolf is super horny and wants to write smut.
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Firefly... always
What's a TV show you loved that only lasted a season or two?
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Trans rights are Klingon rights and Klingon rights are trans rights
Yup. Star Trek was never woke.
Except for this episode, the one about abortion, the first interracial kiss on TV, the one about...
OPINION: Star Trek writers take Starship Enterprise where it's never gone before—woke politics
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Fun Fact: Newt Gingrich's ring tone was ABBA's "Dancing Queen"...
Ask me how I know
That awkward moment when a phone goes off in the SCIF and it’s the most inappropriate ring tone you can imagine.
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My Father died today.
I’m not sure if I killed him or if he took his own life by a suicide that took nearly thirty years.
(Companion piece to "What Drives You? Pain.)
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Ursula make up test:
How it started ➡️ How it’s going
The shell crown is complete! Only one element left for Ursula at DragonCon!
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I’m two bridges, three towns, and a text I accidentally sent to
@pptsapper
not my husband into this run. How everyone else’s day going?
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