Ami
@Ami_Marisol
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“you’re like hermione granger without the magic.”|“I'm convinced you are actually a slightly autistic possum wearing a woman costume.”
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Joined October 2014
I thought i was gonna get a recording of her saying “not now but thank you” and she hits me with this instead. Y’all please. I am so blessed.
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New - Governor poll - Virginia (Hispanic voters) 🔴 Sears 56% (+12) 🔵 Spanberger 44% Atlasintel #A+ - LV - 10/30
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i have an entire carton of these cookies that will serve as a door stop bc they are so gross
A “Plant based protein” bioengineered food slop cookie containing 440 calories 70g carbs and 16g of protein is worse for you than a McDs Double Cheeseburger at 440 calories 34g carbs and 25g of protein
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GM Warriors of the Underworld! From the shadows of Halloween night one of GKOI’s fiercest Guardians awakens. Ryūsei Guardian of Strength rises in the dark flames blazing! The winds of fate are howling, are you ready to fight in the GKOI Arena? ⛩️Enter the Battle | @gkoi0x
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remember when i asked if it was ok to cook chicken in the microwave?
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If I had a dollar for every time someone said, “We already have ICE,” I’d fund the next round of Hots&Cots myself. But what happens when ICE is furloughed? Service members lose another channel to be heard. Hots&Cots isn’t a government system — we’re not bound by shutdowns or
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Do the characters at disney world have to fight it out to determine who gets to be Mickey?
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DATING TIP: women love being lifted up into the air, carried, cradled, held. But it HAS to be effortless. If you hurt your back she WILL call the police & they will taze you for fun while her & her friends laugh and get the ick from you not looking cool while being electrocuted
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GM My Glock and AR-15 makes me better than you and your Glock and AR-15. Thems the rules, I don’t make them.
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“Morning honey, can you get the Christmas decorations out of the garage?”
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Many, many women do not understand how much the life of the average man is shaped by rejection and often outright betrayal by women. Everything this woman is saying is right and good. Perfectly reasonable for her to want all these things. BUT. She, and women like her, need to
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i hope our PFPs are touching on the nog wars board 🥹👉👈
If you didn’t make it, it was probably because your pic was too heinous
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If you didn’t make it, it was probably because your pic was too heinous
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like this is such a stupid and naive argument from people who argue relativism as a form of jurisprudence.
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