i’m beyond honored to have been named a tin house scholar for a second time. attending tin house helped me believe that i could be a writer & gave me the gift of the most wonderful community. so much gratitude & love to my tin house fellows, instructors & to the TH staff 💕💕💕

they never think the leopards are going to eat their face.

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RIP Nevaeh Crain https://t.co/jgjL56INMn?

Now, there is an issue that has recently come to my attention that we need to discuss right now. Is that okay with you, honey? Are you ready? You! Are you ready? (OK.) Are you ready? Your tr*mpster relatives will suck bags of cocks in hell.

Let me be very clear about something. A lot of you white liberals are just as responsible for the state of our country as Trump supporters.

someone called to offer my elderly mom a trip with ted cruz. now she may not always recall what city she’s in or who’s the president BUT this is a woman who dislikes people esp men & was raised on old school catholic penitence. she scoffs at vacations. TED, KNOW YOUR AUDIENCE.

some of the most beautiful women in the world have gigantic penises.

SHOULD WE DO A LITTLE KEY? SHOULD WE HAVE A LITTLE LINE? SHOULD WE HAVE A LITTLE LIME?! A KEY LIME, IF YOU WILL.

please remember to put your man on a leash.

i know everybody is wondering, especially since I haven’t talked about it in a while, and it’s been a huge topic of discussion amongst social circles across the globe, but rest assured, i can now confirm, with absolute certainty, that i am a flamingo.

now there is an issue that has recently come to my attention that we need to discuss right now. is that OK with you, honey? are you ready? you! are you ready? are you ready? are you ready? your makeup might need work but i love you anyway. 💕💕💕

you can trace the start of the decline of american literary realism to the moment your dad became a filthy slut.

they forgot that inside that icon there’s still a young girl from texas.

a real man only needs one tentacle and not eight.

an unfortunate nickname but also great inspiration for a queer short story about cake? 👀👀

“anywhere can be a home, as long as it feeds you.” -@samsax1

My book is coming out next week!!!!

my dear friend & one of my favorite writers, @CherryLouSy, is coming out with her delicious debut, LOVE CAN’T FEED YOU, on 10/8. preorder now! 💕💕💕

talk to me in french. talk to me in spanish. talk to me in your own made up language.

“A house is a house, and no, you can never forget, but you can walk away.” -@PemiAguda