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Astoracle

@ast0racle

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I’m terrible at everything, don’t expect amazing things or shares here.

Maryland, USA
Joined May 2017
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@charise_lee
Meidas_Charise Lee
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America is a joke to the rest of the world‼️
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@ast0racle
Astoracle
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This looks like attempted murder���.
@TaraBull808
TaraBull
1 month
🤔
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@WBHomeEnt
Warner Bros. Entertainment
3 months
A new legend rises. AZTEC BATMAN: CLASH OF THE EMPIRES is coming to Digital 9/19.
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@ast0racle
Astoracle
3 months
Sickening
@theangriestbuni
angry buni 🤬
3 months
They give us a reason every fucking day to not trust them. The police are fucking untrained. When he pops him thru the window….
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@TheDailyShow
The Daily Show
3 months
Trump is slapping Brazil with 50% tariffs, so now Americans can only afford to get one giant ass cheek
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@ADHDForReal
ADHD Memes
3 months
When the washer and dryer did their job and now it's time to do yours
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@ast0racle
Astoracle
6 months
Is this really real life right now?
@SebastienBaffoy
Sébastien Baffoy
6 months
Has Trump even read the Declaration of Independence? “A declaration of unity, love and respect” 🤡 Absolute nonsense, it’s a factual rebuke of the tyranny of the King of England by the thirteen US colonies. @ABC interview by @TerryMoran @TheDailyShow
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@FatKidDeals
Fat Kid Deals
6 months
FLASH GIVEAWAY!!! To celebrate the @Nintendo Switch 2 pre-orders starting tonight, we're giving away a $50 Amazon gift card! How to Enter: 1) Like and Repost this post 2) Comment with your favorite video game 3) Must be following @FatKidDeals to win *Ends 4/25 @ 8am PT
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@IndianaGPA
G-PA
7 months
Feel good about yourself, there’s dumber people out there 😂😂
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@BlazeBinges
Blaze Binges
8 months
27 years ago today, Power Rangers in Space "Shell Shocked" episode premiered on Fox Kids. #PowerRangers
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@GlamazonJay
✨Kei$ha✨
10 months
Which is why this TikTok had me fucking screaming this morning 😭
@themultiplemom
Princess | Mindfulness | Conscious Parenting
10 months
When you looking for something and somebody say, “where was the last place you had it”…
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@BubbatheOG
✭ 🅑🅤🅑🅑🅐 ✭
11 months
Dad of the year! 🫡
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@ast0racle
Astoracle
11 months
wtf is this bug #ApexLegends can’t view death recap or summary because I’m locked on this.
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@SkinCareBully
Skin Care Bully
1 year
Y’all remember that 6’4 dude talking about being a top tier man? Who said single mothers don’t deserve top tier men? Look at his gf
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@ast0racle
Astoracle
1 year
Yeah I’m done with the internet for the day ☠️
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@ast0racle
Astoracle
1 year
🤣 I don’t know what to say
@InternetH0F
internet hall of fame
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@ast0racle
Astoracle
1 year
Yo 😵
@InternetH0F
internet hall of fame
1 year
Poem of the century 🤣
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@ast0racle
Astoracle
1 year
These are facts
@yasminekho
Yasmine Khosrowshahi
1 year
I distilled my 4 years of marketing lessons into minimalistic visuals. 1. Sell Benefits. Not features.
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@Jbanklestankle1
Bilbo Baggins
1 year
So I guess Spider fighting is a thing 🤔
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@itsme_urstruly
Wholesome Side of 𝕏
1 year
@ayeejuju Chicago Philanthropist Gifts Man a Car After He Saved a Man From Train Tracks.
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