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☣ General Grumblings ☢ Lives in Airstrip One Province, once upon a time known as Great Britain, part of the now Great State of Oceania.

N 52°40' 0'' / W 2°3' 0''
Joined March 2009
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@Britishfinest21
Stainsburys parody.
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Jesus.....
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@asmorgan
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1 year
Just a PSA to all those @Conservatives losing a seat tonight... How to backup your whatsapps, future public inquiries will be needing them.
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@evercaderetro
Evercade
3 years
It's COMPETITION TIME! We've got an Evercade EXP to giveaway to one lucky twitter fan. To enter: Like this tweet, Retweet this tweet, Follow @evercaderetro That's it! The competition closes March 31st at 10am GMT - and we'll be drawing a winner straight away.
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You know you are a geek, when the first thing you do when taking the xmas decorations out of the loft, is apply firmware updates.
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4 years
So who had "Liz Truss causes the destruction of the planet by nuclear war" in their 2022 sweepstake?
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5 years
These new @amazon company products appear to be inspired by a 1970s Horror Movie #phantasm don't you think? #Alexa #Ring
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5 years
No! @OnePlus_UK #OnePlusBuds I did not want or ask for this BLOAT to be installed on my 6T without my permission or knowledge without the ability to remove fully, you just another loyal customer!
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@asmorgan
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5 years
#geekvape Finally after a bit of effort a practically sized pod 😉
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@JonathanPieNews
Jonathan Pie
5 years
I’ll say this again today because I just love to piss off dickheads: PUT A FUCKING MASK ON 😷 Full video here: https://t.co/t5m2ALrSJe
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5 years
I don't know whether this is pure genius and the pinnacle of our technical development, or the most pointless waste use of material's ever. #ElectricHook #USBPoweredCoatHook
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5 years
This useless waste of space couldn't even make it to the front door! Before turning around and giving in
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5 years
You lying muther truckers @Hermesparcels @AmazonUK
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6 years
Thanks to the guys in the Derby workshop for sorting me out today and getting me back on the road 👍 Don't forget to ping me when you get some more stock of the #inokim OX
@pureelectric_uk
Pure Electric
6 years
Everyone loved our Birmingham video, so here's a quick tour of our Derby store... ⁣ The Derby team would love to see you - pop in and look around in person if you're local. Store details: https://t.co/uTY2Jm4J7B @derbyshire_live #openingsoon #newstore #newstoreopening
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6 years
Is my Google news feed making predictions 🤔
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6 years
It's official the UK is now in the exact same situation as Italy - Pornhub is Now Free! #StayHome 😁 https://t.co/DieygDD6BR
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@TPlattss
Tom
6 years
This country is full of absolute morons.
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@BillGates
Bill Gates
6 years
Thanks @reddit for joining me yesterday to discuss the #COVID19 pandemic and what we can do to prevent the next one. Here's a recap of the conversation: https://t.co/RUtVlxIst0
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6 years
So I see they finally managed to test Trump for #coronavirus - and are awaiting the result. Let's face it, we will not belive it if it comes back negative..... and wait for told you so's when it's positive - which way is he going to gonwith ?🤔
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