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me: “i’m so tired” also me: *stays up four more hours because it’s the only time no one’s demanding anything from me and the night feels safe and infinite*
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I had a million opportunities to waste money this year and I took them all. In fact, even when there wasn’t an opportunity, I created one.
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This is one of the most monumental fuck ups in American history.
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“So many companies would go out of business if the minimum wage is raised.” So you agree? That’s companies rely on the exploitation of employees to stay in business?
To match 1970s purchasing power, minimum wage would be close to $60 an hour. Let me know when you find that job.
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This is a slap in the face to the fans. Think about all your favorite big name artist that could have BEEN done this.
Olivia Dean announces Ticketmaster and AXS will refund fans the difference between face value and resale tickets for her tour after she called them out.
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She got under that nigga skin INSTANTLY dawg im crying
Family-values advocate Andrew Wilson has an on-stream meltdown after a female debater reveals that his wife has three children by three different men and was married twice before him ���Don't talk shit about my wife, shut your fucking mouth.”
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Dudes will get on here and be like "poor kids don't deserve to have a cookie" and think they're the good guys
When I go to the store and see them advertising big tubs of chocolate chip cookies as EBT eligible it makes me not care about it getting shut down.
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As someone who’s never even heard of the show before I’m gonna kill myself
Tiny Chef announces his show has been cancelled at Nickelodeon after 2 seasons and 41 episodes.
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This is a crime.
This is pretty wild. Marjorie Taylor Greene bought stock in Palantir on April 8th. On April 17th, a $30M deal between Palantir and ICE was announced. Greene sits on the House Committee on Homeland Security. The stock has now risen 48% in the three weeks since her purchase.
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Hey @WhiteHouse don’t forget these!
the White House has placards of mugshots set up in the area where reporters do media hits today
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IT'S NOT AN ENTITLEMENT IT'S MY MONEY THEY TOOK IT OUT OF MY PAYCHECK FOR 55 YEARS
And there it is. Elon Musk just said he wants to cut Social Security and Medicare, calling them “entitlements”: “That’s the big one to eliminate.”
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14 kids - some born weeks apart. 4 baby mama's. Fighting to cap child support at $2,760 for 3 kids under Texas law despite being the richest person on the planet. Yet we don't see daily rants about white deadbeat dad's who don't marry the mother's.
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A guy who makes $8 million a day off the government thinks seniors getting $65 a day they worked their whole lives to earn is a “ponzi scheme.” Protect Social Security. Fire Elon Musk. https://t.co/w0mEOcNSlk
BREAKING: Elon Musk called Social Security "the biggest Ponzi scheme of all time" in an interview with Joe Rogan.
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No Iowa Republican politician, including the governor, has been able to explain how making it legal to discriminate against transgender Iowans in matters of housing, employment, or access to credit makes life better for Iowa women and girls.
Today, I signed into law a bill that safeguards the rights of women and girls.
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That’s called a protest. If you want an example of “storming,” google January 6 you grifting loser
JUST IN: Trans rights activists storm the Iowa State Capitol as lawmakers consider a bill to remove gender identity as a protected class You CANNOT protect both sex and gender identity in law as they directly contradict each other. Stay strong, @IowaGOP !!!
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Gov. Reynolds signed the 6-week abortion ban. She took food away from hungry moms and their daughters. She has contributed to making this state more dangerous for women by pushing policy that drives doctors away. This bill is not about protecting women. We need a new governor.
Today, I signed into law a bill that safeguards the rights of women and girls.
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