Ashley Apap
@ashleycrapap
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π₯ ππΌππΎπ ππ ππΌππ ππππ ππ ²π °π Όπ Ώ πππ ππππ πππππ πππ π₯ Formidably farcical, famously flatulent π Writer/Comedian π she/her
Melbourne, Victoria
Joined November 2018
enjoy the trailer for RESTLESS filmed at @stupidold for @micomfestival WHICH YOU CAN WATCH AT HOME TILL APRIL 21ST π«‘ VIVA ACCESSIBLE COMEDY!!!! https://t.co/jUXDYwbNwb
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Fever has begun to break praise be to the natural medicine that is to slay
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hey friends i've had a fever for 9 days let's fucking goooooo (to the doctor - i did and they said keep slaying and return if it's worse in 2 weeks lol??????)
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Excuse me @Uber_Support I ordered an Uber Pool but a car showed up?? I'm wearing floaties and now 3 strangers are laughing at me
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hey guess what i have made an accessible comedy special with @stupidold for @micomfestival that you can watch from the comfort of your cave and/or home but it'll disappear in 5 DAYS so watch it now if you're cool/hot/fun LOVE YOU https://t.co/jUXDYwbNwb
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MI SCUSI, MY SWEETIE DOUGIE HAS BEEN NOMINATED FOR THE GOLDEN GIBBO π₯Ήβ€οΈ
The nominations for the 2024 Golden Gibbo, in memory of the late, great Lynda Gibson, are here π· We are thrilled to announce Matt Bell, Dougie Baldwin, Granny Bingo, Alex Reynolds, Mel McGlensey, and Helena Ruse & Pippa Mills are this years nominees! https://t.co/Q0B8dVXKag
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REMINDER THAT YOU CAN WATCH MY NEW HOUR OF ABSURD STANDUP "RESTLESS" FROM HOME (BUT ONLY TILL APRIL 21ST!) @stupidold @micomfestival ACCESSIBLE COMEDY WOO WATCH HERE: https://t.co/jUXDYwbNwb
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last live performance of RESTLESS tonight at 7:15pm!!! ALMOST SOLD OUT!! SNATCH UP THE LAST TICKETS NOW EEEEE @micomfestival
https://t.co/OKc9yVdCQw
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very proud of the filmed version of my stream of consciousness slumber party π₯Ή grateful to everyone at @stupidold who helped make it the most fun experience of my career thus far! watch RESTLESS, NOW from anywhere in the WHOLE WORLD (till April 21st) π«‘ https://t.co/jUXDYwbNwb
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YAYAYAYAY I AM SO EXCITED FOR TONIGHT, A FEW TICKETS LEFT SO SNATCH THEM UP TO BE IN THE LIVE STUDIO AUDIENCE https://t.co/0fdZUhqAXp
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Tickets to be in the LIVE STUDIO AUDIENCE of Ashley Apap's live streamed new hour of stand-up comedy, "RESTLESS" at Stupid Old Studios. With a...
TONIGHT @ashleycrapap will be streaming their show live from @stupidold and tickets are only $5.50! Plus @maddyyweeks will be in da house to chat with viewers LIVE so get tickets now to join in the fun! https://t.co/tBSTHDT2Xs
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overwhelmed with how kind people have been after seeing my silly little show, only 6 more to go to get your tickets and attend my slumber party!!! https://t.co/OKc9yVdCQw
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50% off tickets to RESTLESS at Theory Bar with code "PAL50" oooOoooOooh but there's a limited amount so GET EM ASAP π«‘π₯β€οΈ https://t.co/OKc9yVdCQw
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RESTLESS STARTS TONIGHT AND I HAVE A FEW π₯FREEπ₯ TICKETS LEFT FOR TOMORROW AND FRIDAY (28.3 & 29.3) MESSAGE ME FOR FREE TICKIES WOOOO π«‘ I'm so excited to perform this silly silly show! π«‘ SEE YOU THERE https://t.co/OKc9yVdCQw
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5 DAYS TILL RESTLESS @micomfestival @stupidold GET TICKETS ASAP BEFORE THEY'RE GONE https://t.co/OKc9yVd50Y
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YAYAYAY COME BE IN THE LIVE STUDIO AUDIENCE BABYYYY
We're so excited for this one! Come and be a part of the studio audience for the live stream of @ashleycrapap's RESTLESS at @stupidold ππ€All tickets for this absurd stand-up comedy fever dream on sale now π @micomfestival
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so, the filming of my new hour of absurd stand-up comedy at @stupidold is in 3 WEEKS and tickets are only $5.50!!!! BE THERE FOR THE SILLIEST HOUR OF YOUR LIFE https://t.co/n2W79T0T6g
trybooking.com
Tickets to be in the LIVE STUDIO AUDIENCE of Ashley Apap's live streamed new hour of stand-up comedy, "RESTLESS" at Stupid Old Studios. With a...
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last night of my silly little show Adelaide!!!! get your cute butts to WEA secret basement at 9pm if you like cool fun times!!!!!! @ADLfringe
https://t.co/6dauQPkmQX
adelaidefringe.com.au
Whatβs the point? How do lava lamps do that? And is anyone really having a good time? Writer/comedian Ashley Apap is asking these and many other ridiculous questions in her first hour of pure standup...
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the face of a hero who stopped herself from causing a healthcare crisis at glenelg beach when she made it out of the water just in time not to fill it with liquid fecal matter this afternoon
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