Liberals be like “Bet you miss Obama now!” bitch I miss Brittany Murphy 😭

here’s the evidence: photo on the left is the family portrait from last year, photo of the right is the one I ended up purchasing not realizing it’s the same couple

I dont know what I'm trying to say here??? manifestation is real??? I always get what I want???

I went BACK to that antique store and bought a wedding portrait of smiling bride and groom. was just scrolling through my camera roll and found the portrait I was looking at from last year...this is the same bride and groom from the family portrait I saw last year, I had no idea

not to sound crazy but last year, when I was in Philly, I wanted this gorgeous wedding portrait of a bride/groom + their family, but I was with my ex and he had a very particular way of decorating the apartment so I knew better than to buy it. a few weeks ago (1)

white feather hawk tail deer hunter makes me feel like Im trapped with her

women will be two drinks in talking about their weddings, potential partners, and small life updates, then be five drinks in talking about quantum engagement and their relationships with food and god

I love NFR so much cuz it’s like omg this is the best Lana song ever over and over and there is also the song Bartender

hopped on the bandwagon and finally read less than zero, a book that made me say “fuck” out loud to absolutely no one when I finished it

watching burlesque and kristen bell was so TEA dax shepard you will pay for your crimes in hell

Super Bowl This is what I’d wear if I was quarterback or for half time show A professional look that’s playful, timeless, sporty snd safe.

#MAMDANISTAN ❤️

pitching feels like this

hello this is the bank we have approved your million dollar loan to start your David Lynch themed Asian fusion restaurant Fire Wok With Me

thought the president of argentina got a new dye job

bravely existing as a woman with eczema

getting a caesar wrap and they’re playing everything is embarrassing loud as hell in here

people in utah LOVE a dyson airwrap curl situation wow

watching RHSLC for the first time and nobody was going to tell me one of the women is married to her step grandfather?

what people don't understand is that I don't have an inner child, I have an inner teenager, and unfortunately she is right about most things including urban decay having the best eyeliner and tea being better than coffee