Asher Sarlin
@ashersarlin
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This version of a Barry Cryer joke may well be my favourite of all time. Had me crying helplessly when I first read it. RIP
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True Life; I’m 35 years old and I just realized why it’s called a T-shirt
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if we could get a Post Malone episode of Queer Eye sometime before we die in a burning apocalypse I would appreciate it.
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Some great people created a better way to share recommendations with friends. Rex has launched, get the app now!
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@AT_MONEY cashier at cvs said "don't pull it out until it starts making the noise"
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something very sexual about the chip card transaction process
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finally a dating app for people who are just on for ux research
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bacon and eggs just chilling in a cobb salad, pretending they don't know each other
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Closing down the Luna for the night. Groggy eyes on our sexay short order cook @ashersarlin but this punctual Pisces will be back early AM!!
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heat lightning truther till the day i die http://t.co/725kH72eyw
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set ur internet to @arzE Time Crisis ep2, 3pm today on @Beats1, ft @despotroast, @anotherround, @flo_tweet and me, for some reason. do it!
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TIME CRISIS episode 1 on beats 1 this sunday featuring: despot, cousin asher, mark ronson, desus, mero, rashida jones http://t.co/TC6YlpHvAa
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