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11 months
Rumour that the alliterate one wants the mock curtsy she performed on meeting our late Queen removed from her Mockumentary Netfux series. However, the disrespectful act of mock servility, the callous, cruel, compete lack of class is indelibly etched in our collective memories.
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7 months
Megsie Markle walked/ hogged the red carpet at the 2023 Variety Power of Woman Awards. She walked away from Royal life, from walking with the powerful, and finds herself back in the bleachers, back where she started, looking for a crumb of attention from Hollywood A listers.
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3 months
On behalf those who know the truth of the Sussex's insane jealousy of William & Catherine, their spreading of hateful rumours & fierce one-up manship, the lies, the leaks, I say go fcuk yourselves. Princess Catherine and her family don't need your fake, self-serving sentiments
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1 month
In what universe is this appropriate wear for visiting a school? In what universe is this appropriate wear for visiting a school in a predominantly Muslim country. For shame you media hoe. What a slap in the face for Nigeria who want to crown her a Nigerian Princess.
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6 months
Meghan Markle breaks cover in yet another car park walk after the shameless 'Royal Racist' slur that she instigated & was spread by her lap dog Omid Scumbag in Endgame. Apparently wearing the bracelet gifted her by our cowardly King who has left his 'beloved' DIL hang out to dry
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OMG! My portrait is up for consideration for permanent display at the National Gallery! Misan Harriman's photo of the Sussex's at the One World Youth Summit in 2022 was also considered but selectors thought mine perfectly portrayed the mistress/sub dynamic of their relationship
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11 months
And that look on her face after that vulgar mock curtsey to our late Queen.... And the way that Harry just sat there and allowed the disrepect of his grandmother to go to air. They both suck.
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4 months
News that Megsie Markle is angered Palace will no longer take her word that she out of body borned Archie and Invisabet. @MorrisDemetress writes that Palace is asking for verification & receipts for all info provided on the Royal Website. It's about time. We've said it all along.
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4 months
WTAF?? I can't with the absolute ridiculousity, the pomposity, the stoned out of her farking brainity, the Jack the Ripper gloves & horsey blanket, the boots, the Gomaz eyebrows. She is a total mess & she ruined what could have been a great fund raising awareness for Invictus.
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4 months
Yes! It's the preliminaries of the Ma'am Games for 2025 and Ma'am is up front and centre every day! And night. Her clothes! Her jewellery! Every smile captured, every unwelcome hug, every claw...wounded athletes? Was dat? The dim Prince Sir tagged along? Where?? What? I know not.
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2 years
The Irrelevants release a disturbing image to rival official portrait of KC, QC, & the Wales. Forged in Hades it gives off Jeff Dahmer vibes as they sneer menacingly at the viewer. Creepy as farrrrk. Why release this now? a reminder, as they fartarsed around posing, HM lay dying.
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1 month
#MeghanMarkleWasNeverPregnant just won't go away. From Harry's farcical delivery room recollections, the folding pregnant bellies, the bumps that swayed, that started under Markle's arm-pits, discrepancy sizes, flimsy birth announcements. She was never pregnant. We want the truth
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2 years
Out of prison for voicing my heartfelt opinion. It's only a matter of time till all reality is cancelled... But in the meantime, another boring as batshite podcast from TW, the Prince referred only as her husband now. Her cobbled make believe life, with friends, frivolity & kids
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2 years
She walks in Beauty And on that cheek, and o'er that brow, So soft, so calm, yet eloquent. The smiles that win, the tints that glow, But tell of days in goodness spent. A mind at peace with all below. A heart whose love is innocent. G.G Byron Our gracious Queen.
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1 year
Continuing to whoore out his Princely status, Prince Todger of Victimhood reveals private information about a former flame in the midst of his High Court privacy claim. Has he no shame, no conscience, no awareness, no moral code or compass? No, he has not.
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7 months
We were warned by @BarkJack_ that the Harkles have entered a PR media blitz era & will be everywhere, opening of envelopes, hockey matches... But the woman is clearly unwell, on some very powerful medicine & missing half her teeth. I draw what I see, & I see nothing good her way
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5 months
@SabirahLohn Wives and husbands are not imediate family. It's blood relatives that usually attend such final goodbyes. Princess Catherine was home to comfort her children as is right. Markle did nothing but make our Queens' final time on earth a misery. She forfeited any rights she never had.
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2 years
Low's Coutiers remind us how faux humanitarian MM wore diamond earrings gifted by Saudi Prince in Fiji days after his regime admitted killing journalist Jamal Khashoggi. Reports also of bullying predominately female palace staff relentlessly by that champ of woman's empowerment.
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@artemisgoog
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9 months
THE FACE OF THE INVICTUS GAMES 2023
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2 years
What price the bride? What price her death? $20 mill it would seem as her son Harry digs her up over & over, profits from her life, profits from her tragic end and profits from his incessant never ending suffering as he sells his family and his honour in his ghosted novel SPARE.
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3 years
Happy 10th Wedding Anniversary to the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge, William and Catherine. Who can forget that perfect magical day. And now proud parents of three adorable children. Nothing is ever too much as they go about making us proud, serving HM and living good lives.
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8 months
Surely the voices grow louder. And the voices are being silenced. Did Meghan Markle and Harry fake her 'Archie' pregnancy? Does this child exist? Has he one drop of Royal blood? If the answers are NO, KC3 why is he titled and in the LOS? (Reissued work)
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2 years
I have come in possession of a letter penned by the Duke of Overseas to his Farter, the King. Written at his Ikea kiddy desk, closseted in the broom closet he calls home in his wife's palatial Montecito McMansion. It spells out in the most forceful terms demands for his silence.
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1 month
@ejeanedwards This is not open to debate. The answer is resoundingly unanimous. Meghan Markle is NOT wanted in the UK.
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5 months
Dispatches from Jamaica. Lord & Lady of Dumbarton travel to the Caribbean island nation of Jamaica to attend a dramatic event & to exhibit their privilege in the poorest country in Nth Africa. Lady Dumbarton wore haute couture and a new face, her husband ever the fool.
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9 months
Wearing her designer horse coat inspired jacket Marge was beside herself to finally be invited to something, anything. Smiling manically, eyes glittering and chemically enhanced at Kevin Costners' charity do, she made sure she was in every frame and with everyone, everywhere.
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1 year
News of The Duchess of Todgers' visits to Mr Getty at the Beverly Hills Hotel. Shame on those who've gone the exploitation explanation. TDoT is a humanitarian. She visits the elderly billionaire to comfort and soothe, & if he chooses to reward her altruism, who are we to judge.
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9 months
Desperate to feed her insatiable appetite for headline grabbing and upstaging, the Vampiress of Montecito calls her fav paps Blackgrid to an In- n-Out (oh the irony N pun worthiness of that name) burger joint. Such is the agony and blood thirsty lust for attention!
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4 months
Wearing the winter wardrobe that she didn't have time to air at Invictus in sunny 66°F Beverly Hills, Me-gain recently lunched with her imaginary friends. Blackgrid was there ofcourse and a lone flash bulb called out to her. Living the dream.
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9 months
Why are these scruffy, dirty looking and clearly deranged former Royals doing meeting with NATO heads in a 'quasi Royal engagement'? It's all about photo ops and acting and trying to win the war against the Wales. It's never going to happen. They are irrelevant and embarrassing.
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8 months
And let me tell you @SethMacFarlane I never and I mean never gave my taco away for free. You will be hearing from my vexatious litigating litigator.
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10 months
Really Rachel? I get that you have to merch to earn a crust. What with all your multimedia media deals crash and burning. I get it. But Rach as a vegan advocate, did you really have to merch Chanel goat skin cap shoes? That's hideous. Those poor kids on your giant feet. Maaaah
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2 months
Her father's only crime, to want to look good for her wedding. He cared for & loved when her mother was absent. Now she's posturing with her 'friends' beseeching us to 'love like a mother'. When is she ever home to be a mother? She shat on our Mother figure Queen. Hypocrisy much.
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2 years
'I can't believe I'm not getting paid for this' moaned TW during the 2018 Oceanic Tour. Lows tell all book tells all. During the cultural Veirqaraqaravi Vakavanua ceremony in Fiji, TW gave startled locals a Sharon Stone eyeful seated on a dias & throne. Hazza guzzled Kava. Klassy
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2 years
Harry who? TW's political aspirations boosted by NAACP's endorsement of non-charitable & civil rights credentials. What hell fuckery is this? A few photo ops, some moldy veg to poverty strickened Harlem school, word salads. Winner! A slap in the face for hard working volunteers
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1 year
News that the embattled, unpopular Todgers are pulling up stumps in Montecito & moving to Australia!! Whaaaat? No bloody way mate! Why don't they piss off to Chunga Changa, that's nice and private. However I hear angry penguins are mounting a grassroots protest of their own.
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5 months
Or Unwanted. Hardly a day goes by without the Sussex Scum infecting our consciousness with yet another outrageous stunt. That they should steal our Queens most private love name used in intimate moments by her husband for their phantom daughter is the ultimate bastard act so far.
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5 months
Can't add any more to the outpouring of disgust that a man who spent his time in the army playing with his xbox and fiddling with the knobs of an Apache for PR shots could be considered a Living Legend of Aviation. There is something desperately wrong with those who condone this.
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1 year
Catherine, Princess of Wales is loved throughout for devotion to her Royal work, for being a loving mother to her three children and soul mate of our future King, William. Catherine epitomises grace, poise, beauty, humour and approachability. Happy 41st Birthday sweet lady.
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2 years
No words can adequately describe the shambolic mess that marched up and down the streets of Montecito, with minder and paps in tow after breaking cover from the backlash of that mag feature. Fleadom is just another word for so much more left to lose Meg.(apologies to Janis)
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2 years
Happy Birthday Catherine, D of Cambridge. Not only beautiful and accomplished, she has the openness of heart that garners trust. Catherine's inner strength conquered an initial negative press, rising to become internationally loved and respected. Fabulous at 40.
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28 days
This person. This untalented, plain, uneducated, nasty, cruel, lying, promiscuous, unclean opportunistic parasite has hogged the airways & generated commentaries for days. We angered, we were shocked, we raged at her audacity & that was that. She'll be back for more, unabated.
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2 months
Yes a picture tells a thousand words. Royal Salute Polo Challenge, Delfina Blaquier slides ahead, looking like a goddess, healthy, womanly. The Poison Stick insect waves at the camera, scrawny, dry, used up, & holding the hand of a child pretending maternalism. Where is her kid?
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9 months
Yes, in his latest sell out of brave war veterans on Netfux, 'Heart of Invictus', Hawwy shares that he was left curled in the foetal position (it got crowded with wifey also prone) after Afghanistan. And nobody asked him if he was ok!! Shame on him. He is a knob with no humanity.
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2 years
I've been banging that Charlie boy is keeping the Duke of Edinburgh title for his traitor son Harry, on his return back after the inevitable divorce from TW. I hope I'm wrong, it will truly be a bastid act for Charlie to go against his parent's wishes that the title go to Edward
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2 years
Yes it's true. Lord Noballs has been voted 'Sexiest Ginger Man Alive'!! Is his magnificent physique? His charisma? Dynamic personality? His devilish good looks? His magnetic sex appeal? Or is it the ongoing PR to make Noballs lustworthy? Like 'fetch', that ain't eva gonna fly.
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1 year
Word's out that the alliterate one is looking to re-invent herself independent of the dim Prince who foisted her on us. Bits and Bobs PR are circling about, hoping a brand will bite. Dior no work Meg, so saad. Please feel free to twist a name and give our fav nobody a brand home
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2 years
Comedy Gold!! Lord Montecito celebrates the games he stole from The USA Warrior Games to be held in the Netherlands by wearing ultra flattering orange and learning some words in Dutch. Why does he still represent Invictus? For Netflix content? Why else?
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7 months
Alleged aging Soho rent boy turned fly blown fiction hack masquerading as Royal biographer Omid Scobie continues his assault on the BRF, aided by the Maggot who corrupts & taints everything she touches. We can only hope that Endgame is their end, definitively exposed & destroyed.
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3 years
Before she became the longest lived, longest reigned, best loved female head of state. 1952, a breath of fresh air and hope for a war weary nation. About to commit to a life of unwavering duty and service. God save our Gracious HM Queen Elizabeth 11 as we mark her 95th birthday.
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2 years
Racism, the last refuge of a counterfeit narrative. It was never about race. It was about deeds and words. It was about bullying, entitlement, dear daddy letters, vexatious litigation, lies, cold hearted interviews when grandparents lay dying, sobfests, wow is me, but never race.
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1 year
Oh my, what with revelations of frostbitten todgers, in T's spilt guts memwah, derision over satirical Sth Park episode, lies on Netfux, sibling court cases & loosing a seat on TQCT, things aren't looking great for the Todgers. Can a rumoured fakenancy win back hearts & minds?
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2 years
Burning bridges in UK, Harri goes all the way with USA at Superbowl 22. Shaking hand of the comic who dissed his Queen, fondling trophy like it was the holy grail. Ingratiating himself even after saying the American constitutional right to freedom of speech & press was 'bonkers'
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2 years
@hrrysgreysuit They'll be scrambling to find a child actor now. Casting call for a baby 'Archie'.🎭📢📽🎬📸 A red headed dark locked kid with curly straight hair aroundish 3-4ish yrs, blue eyed with dark brown eyes. Contact 805-666-666 Montecito CA. NDs for all applicants. Must love palm trees.
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2 years
Breaking! Negotiations have broken down and Lord and Lady Montecito will NOT be returning to the UK for Prince Phillips' Thanksgiving Services. None of his demands were met, not even an Uber coupon from the airport or a run around rental.
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1 year
Friends, I can't do this anymore. The Shitshow is getting crazier by the day. I'm sick to death of the dramas, the bare faced lies, the stunts, the victimhood of the Sussex's. Nothing I say or draw is going to effect any change. It's no longer fun. I'm taking a Sussex free break.
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Yes, the Quasi-Royals are doing a quasi tour to Nigeria! Officially for The Duke of Duchess to discuss the Invictus Games but we know it will be to showcase 43% daughter of Nigeria, the exalted Princess Duchess Meghans' fashions & faux connection with the nation. For shame.
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@artemisgoog
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3 years
Your Majesty, our most beloved Queen. Rest, recuperate, relax and be reassured that your world wide family are praying that you get well soon.
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3 years
'I declare before you all that my whole life, whether it be long or short, shall be devoted to your service..' pledged 21 yr old Princess Elizabeth. And she has kept her word, her bond to us far and beyond. God bless and keep our Queen, HM Elizabeth 11. She doesn't need vexations
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2 years
The recent Vacuity interview and dress ups of MM was a towering homage to her monumental ego. OMG! She's so into herself, her useless, talentless, spiteful, fractious, jealous, greedy, deluded, life stealing, deranged self. Who will the oxygen thief manifest as next?
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1 year
So many words have been written about Prince Harrys memoir Spare, so many memes, mocks, and WTAF's. But as we delve deeper into the dark underbelly of the book, a disturbing picture emerges. In my opinion, this book is a portrait of one man's descent into madness.
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2 years
And in other News. Dispatches from the Continent. The good burgers of Dusseldorf came out in their few hundreds to gawk at the spectacle of the pseudo royal, Comte de Hazzard Dumbarton and his orange wife, the Trixie of Fungal. Touring the city & looking for likely scams to hatch
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2 years
As the world mourns our Queen, Emojimeg and Emojihaz make it all about them. Hysterical to get that HRH tag for the dolls, incandescent with rage to fraudulently wear war uniform, photo bombing the King, furiously relinquishing flowers, high jacking the Wales flower walk. Sigh.
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2 years
@people The dirty rotten liars. Same people from Invictus this year Totally photoshopped, totally mercenary, so disgusted with this despicable act of treason.
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30 days
'Wearing a shoulderless Sr Agni..Meghan drew gasps from the onlookers as she walked in' As she would! The state of her, the rumpled, creased, inappropriate fuckyou state of her at the spare no expense lunch with Defence Minister of Nigeria, one of the poorest nations on earth.
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1 year
Well how about that! Push too far, & there will be push back as the Todgers found out. In brilliant power move King Charles has Frogxited them from Frogmore Cottage & offered it to downsized Prince Andrew. Ramifications? American tax bill? LoS? Who cares! The humiliation is King.
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7 months
Lickspittle, literally, to lick the spit of those you want to flatter. Akin to brownnoser, bootlicker. @piersmorgan doesn't hold back his contempt of 'weasel' Omid Scobie, his purile Endgame novel & his 'lurid' & false claims about the BRF to promote the Harkles' 'victim complex'
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7 months
Once again @MeghansMole reminds me of MM's psychopathy Calling the paps on a chaotic pap walk in Vancouver 2020 and then suing said Splash and winning. But the way she carried that big lifeless doll. Ergo 360 Omni Baby Carrier would not be happy with the merch. A re-issue.
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1 year
'Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in' M. Corleone. And how can I stay away when there are so many gems to be mined from Harry's memwah SPARE. Breathlessly he reveals an older woman took his virginity at 17 & likened him to a young stallion. Okkkay, yeah riiiight
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5 months
The low rent pseudo Royals jetted to Jamaica smooze with those who want to sever ties with the Commonwealth, (good luck without that safety net Holness) & attend 'Bob Marley, One love'. The pseudo Duchess appeared fresh faced despite sleepless nights tending to sick invisa-kids.
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10 months
Doubling down on my previous X.
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1 year
Where is Meg? Where is Mog? Ordinarily, she clings to Harry like a limpet, basking in his Royalty, but she's sent him out to self destruct alone while she rests in her lair. Opinion forming that it was crazy Harry all along & she the innocent moderate voice. The saga continues.
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2 years
Through Uncle Michael, unacknowledged in life & death, Markle fked up an internship at US Embassy, Buenos Aries by indiscriminately liaising with staff. She feels the Deal gig beneath her? A rootrat like her? Good career move to get that lobotomy/castration Deal for Hazza tho.
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6 months
Sobbing uncontrollably on the floor, ripping walls apart. What a way to end the year flower. But then it's been a no-win year for you & him indoors. Redemption next year hey. The hoi polloi will be clamouring to share your talents. Yeah right. Merry Christmas my dear friends!
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11 months
Confirmed by @BarkJack_ The Farkles used our late HMTQ's private pet name for their child, without her knowledge or consent. In sickening move to monetise Invisabet, the grifters intended to entwine her to HM forever. 'Unforgivable, despicable, vulgar, offensive', your reactions
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11 months
Despite a compellingly inarticulate witness statement, Prince Wa-wah has lost his phone hacking claim against The Sun newspaper. The Judge ruled the case was without plausibility and cogency, that no deals were made with BP. Well well, well Wa-Wah, shite was trumps for you today.
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@LairdOfTheManor I too have launched my own label. A prototype of my vision. My back yard orchard is girt by colour bond fencing, I should start production of breakfast citrus products on the 12th of Never, like our Duchess of Gunna-Wanna-Neva. Bless.
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1 year
What the Montecitos were aiming for in their Netflix loco-series. What we got was a litany of unsubstantiated allegations, pseudo-dramas, false race & media baiting. Wah wah, woe is us, fast forwardity sleep fest. The former phantoms finally revealed as The Price Was Right. 😴
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2 years
Yes, coming to Netfux Dec 8th, the 'love' story of The Rats of Montecito. Trailers in tasteful b&w released now in an attempt to steal oxygen from the real Royals' Earthshot tour. We know enough about the Rats to see through the contrived foney baloney bullshite served as truth.
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9 months
Thinking that Kevin Costners' One805 alive event was at Yellowstone, Marge came in a fetching horse blanket cape. Such was her excitement to finally be invited somewhere, anywhere, word she pissed her pants at finally arriving! ( As Harry's +one) Hugged a non-nigerian too.
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3 years
TW dazzled? She stunned? She looked incredible? Gorgeous? I need my eyes checked? Making sure all eyes were on her and not the recipients of the American Intrepid Valour awards presented by her British Royal pet, this song played in my head. Apologies to L. Bernstein. Soz.
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2 years
Hello again.
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3 years
HRH Prince Phillip, Duke of Edinburgh, Prince of Greece and Denmark. Beloved husband of our HM Queen Elizabeth 11. Patriarch of his family and Nations. A remarkable human. Our hearts are breaking. Vale.
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3 months
Yes! Unfollow me now. Don't repost this image, delete it from your device. The image on the right is unadulterated. I am guilty of the cardinal sin of undiversifying and photoshopping a clown smile on Countess Dumbarton. My head deserves to roll, get your knickers in a knot. Now!
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3 years
Remembrance Day marks the end of the fighting on the Western Front during WW1 on November 11th in 1919. It has since become the day to remember all those who served and who made the ultimate sacrifice in all wars. Lest we forget.
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@artemisgoog
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2 years
The New Year is barely started and the moaning Montecito's are at it again. So unfair that they don't get police protection when they honour G.B. with their presence. Entitlement much. Buddy you left for a Hollyweird life. Get Netfux to pay for it cos GB has no Fux to give.
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Artemiss
2 years
Another Goog World Scoop! The forward to Prince Wingey Whines-a-Lot novel SPARE! We learn that he has harboured a deep set resentment & hatred towards everyone and everything since before birth and has continued unabated ever since, fuelled no doubt by his 100% Multi-Moaner wif
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Artemiss
6 months
#CatherineTheGreat and Catherine, Princess of Wales is great. To see her impeccable character dragged through the Scabbie's and Markle's vendettas and hatefilled slurs is abhorrent to everyone but the #SussexScum fan club. Stay strong Princess, we are with you.
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Artemiss
2 years
For our friend Yankee Wally. Noone should face such a barrage of lies, inuendoes, public doxxing and sponsored scorn and derision for posting good natured videos that clearly are not hating on anyone. Sending love and respect your way Yankee. #tomatopower
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Artemiss
8 months
In recent days Hawwy & Wif travelled 4000 miles on private flights burning up mega tons of Co2. We find the climate warrior in Austin Texas & cosying up to a sport with the highest carbon footprint on Earth. Preach to us Hawwy, how to save the planet. Rules for me, not for thee.
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Artemiss
2 years
Much has been made of the state of hostage Harry at his big UN turn. Wasss up Hazza? You seemed stoned as farrrrk man. You looked an angry, petulant, sooky la-la wreck. Thin skinned to critics or is TW messing with your already befuddled head & twisting the screws? Such is life.
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Artemiss
6 months
Meanwhile back in the Montecito Trailer Park, Kueeny Meggy-Lue-Rae & Prince Clitus-Haz- Boo-Boo prepare for the Festive Season. Meggy, sat on her throne chair, orders in some chicken and the invisakids scratch about in the dirt wearing last years Halloween costumes. Oh what fun!
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Artemiss
2 years
Word's that the D&D D' Overseas will beg KC pitchfork in hand to be allowed back into the Royal fold once more. Alas, no fame or riches awaited the talentless, boring, aging duo after the Great Escape. Plan to reconcile after the Memwas & Netfux series. Good luck with that! Aye.
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Artemiss
1 month
She is shameless. Giving the young boys an eyeful. She is looks rancid and the bronzer is applied with a trowel.
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Artemiss
4 years
Harry didn't invent Invictus. It was handed to him. To rehabilitate his image. With his grasping wife, they shame themselves and are shown to be the gasping disloyal vampires they are. Invictus is bigger than them. Invictus will endure long after they are a footnote of history.
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Artemiss
2 years
Hello friends. It looks like Mr Boozy has me in his sights again. They won't stop till all of us are gone. I've locked my account for now. If I should fall look for me on Instagram or Gettr. I hope those who sought to silence the truth about the Scumex's will be judged harshly.
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Artemiss
2 years
There's something very wrong with TW, using her Spotify podcast once again to sanitise past allegations. She has been labelled a bully and a psychotic beech...la la la, we can't say or write that B word. But no, she's just direct and strong and demands respect. Respect is earned.
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Artemiss
2 years
Anne, oh my dear Anne. G Baker. Anne, The Princess Royal, chosen by her mother to bring her home to rest.
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