Appa & FaceTime: A Love Story

Goodbye, waitlist. Hello, Arc 1.0. Download now: 🔗 in bio

I don’t wish him harm, but I DO hope his internet never quite works properly, in air or on land.

I still can’t believe some guy stole my credit card and ID out of my phone case while seated next to me and my BABY (we were in the bathroom) to buy himself an annual wifi pass on @Delta. He was seated in 33F on DL 487 on 4/19/23 (SFO>JFK).

Is blogging still a thing? What’s the go to platform these days?

I once went on a first date with a tech guy who told me to put my $2 Happy Hour Miller High Life on his tab…and that I could Venmo him later. He needed to reach the credit card minimum. There was no second date.

He specifically requested that I post the photo so no one can accuse him of lying

My husband just guessed the correct worldle on the first try and he hasn’t been able to stop talking about it since

Nice, my application finally got approved 7 years and one marriage later! Coming for you, John Mayer 👀

Santa Con makes me wish lockdown was still in effect

This is one of the best albums of the last decade and you will never be able to convince me otherwise

Honestly, as I get older I feel like my favorite way to hang out with friends is to just go run errands together.

Is Art Basel basically SXSW now?

Does Gen Z even get this reference tho?

Best Birthday Twin & Friend

Finally, news tailor made for me https://t.co/BT7THPZPdz

I am “I don’t recognize anyone at the Met Gala”years old now I guess

It’s really concerning when the DEET levels in my mosquito repellent is making my nail polish melt off.

Is there a German word for when you always stain a new item of clothing the first time you wear it?