Arshan
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forbes 5u5. shit at everything, good at nothing @ritualnet
Toronto, Ontario
Joined June 2009
Just putting this out there in case I get arrested for some shit & CNN wanted to cover.
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You can just *do things*.
When any smart contract can read and call any API, there is no difference between on and offchain anymore. ❖ There is only Ritual ❖
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LEMON PARTY DOT ORG GONNA GET ATOMICALLY NETWORK CALLED ON DA RITUAL BLOCKCHAIN.
I WILL NEVER STOP ATOMICALLY NETWORK CALLING LEMON PARTY DOT ORG FROM MY SMART CONTRACT ON THE RITUAL BLOCKCHAIN
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YAAAS QUEEN.
kind of crazy that it's taken this long for scheduled transactions to exist natively in blockchains. relying on such an obvious feature to be handled by third party keepers or having the client poll for block times will soon feel like living in a world without plumbing. gritual.
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Come hang w Kartik & I where we discuss Ritual Chain’s features & how EVM apps are gonna go through a literal revolution.
This Wednesday, we dive into @ritualnet architecture with @ArshanKhanifar & @ckartik_ core engineers building the most expressive blockchain on earth. What features power expressive compute & onchain AI?. Let’s find out🕯️. 📅 July 23 | ⏰ 2pm UTC | 📍@RitualFNd Discord
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An absolute pleasure working with one of the best engineers I know. Still starstruck, still can’t believe I actually was joining the daily calls and THERE he was. I was working with Anish? Crazy…. He’s gonna flip shit upside down y’all watch out.
I wrapped up at @ritualnet last month. Grateful to @niraj, @akileshpotti, and the world-class team. I'm back to building for the love of the game. I will build your craziest ideas. DMs open.
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Your goon sessions with ur AI girlfriend are now private thanks to this work!. Our Cascade paper has been accepted to ICML. You’re welcome 😙.
In our last blog post, we showed how to break privacy-preserving LLM schemes — decoding permuted model states with near-perfect accuracy. Today, we present our defense: Cascade 🕵️♂️✨.
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“That’s like my gay pride”. Me explaining Toronto Salsa on st Clair to my brother.
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I hereby declare the start of brown boy summer. It’s official.
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That’s my mf engineer y’all are cooked.
started gooning exclusively with my left hand so i can build up the strength and stamina to smash tab faster in cursor.
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as smart as LLMs are with any language, with rust their IQ just drops to fuckin 20.
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Goddamn skrillex’s ultra set this year is so fuckin good 😩😩😩😩.
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Absolutely agree with Smokey on this, and it’s the biggest thing that I miss about the 2021 cycle. There was just so many different creative ways people built defi apps: beanstalk farms, ohm, rati, etc etc. Feels like it’s all just reduced down to lottery-style memecoins.
The Loud post-launch sentiment tells us everything we need to know about the state of CT. Folks were happy to whore out their accounts to shill to no end, only to call it a failed launch / scam etc after the moon math MC predictions didn’t immediately come true, or if they.
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This man is like the mozart of brainrot.
i already disliked all birds, but really lost all respect for male birds today when i found out what a cloaca was and that they basically just scissor to mate 🤦♀️.
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