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I mean Eddie wilfully avoided seeing all sorts of stuff related to the regime that pays his wages so no surprises he’s struggling today too.
"He's seen something I haven't" 🤥
Eddie Howe has his say on Mikel Arteta's reaction to the VAR decision to allow Newcastle's goal to stand during Arsenal's 1-0 defeat 🤨
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I’ve generally been an Eddie supporter in the sense that your backup striker is rarely going to be a world-beater. But it felt like we were a man down today, and if Arteta is going to bang on about ruthlessness then he should be looking at the strikers not the keepers.
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I know they’re going to be happy in the moment, but cheering on your own team losing a game is proper stain on the whole club stuff. It’ll be remembered. Can’t pretend to be a serious outfit.
Haaland 1-0
Spurs-fans singing “are you watching Arsenal”
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Arteta and Ozil actually look like they like each other. Incredible scenes.
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Weird that ‘resign’ has been spelled wrong three times here.
Emery: "I need to work. I need to analyse. I need to find a solution."
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I think that’s the definitive end to any discussion about Eddie.
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Don't let anyone tell you that was anything other than a great day at the office. That's what serious teams do.
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At what point does the narrative around Havertz shift to: 'He looks like value for money'? Because it's very close for me.
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Nine minutes, man. It’s criminal how much time wasting isn’t punished by officials. (In this case, the universe intervened.)
Emi Martinez wasted 9 minutes during that half only to score the winning own goal LMFAOOOOOOOO
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Any chance VAR can do something about that? Nah? Cool. Cool.
Let’s hear more about Ben White touching a glove though.
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Going back to the pen I think the question is what is Kai supposed to do. You’re running at pace, the first guy disrupts your stride with his leg without getting the ball and the second clips you as you’re off balance. I don’t see how it’s overruled as clear & obvious.
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I really don’t understand how Richardson isn’t going to be in substantial trouble for the antics with Ramsdale after the whistle. On the if that was Xhaka scale, it’s a ban.
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Not super familiar with the heritage but any of the ones who got caught cheating.
IF MAN CITY WIN 4TH STRAIGHT PREMIER LEAGUE TITLE...What American sports dynasty you think they most comparable to? 🤔
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A genie comes to you and offers you a comfortable Arsenal league title, but the price is that the Kai Havertz song is stuck in your head every day for the rest of your life…
Take the deal?
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The only thing VAR seems confident in doing is ruling out goals based on the odd pixel for offside. Back to back potentially ankle-breaking challenges and it doesn't want to get involved at all, presumably for fear of becoming the story I guess. Awful stuff.
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Pound for pound, Trossard really has to be one of the best bits of recent business we’ve done.
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I'm sure there's going to be a lot of talk about the manager, but not sure he's to blame for us failing to finish any chances. I do think we can discuss how his squad mgmt has destroyed most of the sale value of ESR and Ramsdale.
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Absolutely hilarious that the geordies think they're on the *wrong* end of the ref's decisions here. Could easily be down to 9.
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What are they seeing here to say it’s not a foul? Absolutely insane.
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Going to reiterate that I think there's zero sense fixating on any particular dropped point—that way lies madness. You might as well also obsess over any of the late winners we got to keep us in it. Two sides of the same coin on what was a long, hard, absolutely brilliant season.
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I once got a hug from Gunnersaurus at a corporate thing and let me tell you it felt like being enveloped in furry sunshine. Now all that will be lost, like dinosaur tears in the rain.
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So ends our best league season of the post-Highbury era. I feel sad, not because of how today played out, but because I'll miss the excitement of watching this team every week. What an effort, what a side. Left everything out there.
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Like, I think the reason I was pro VAR for a long time is that I felt like with the pictures there for everyone to see it’d be harder to enact vendettas or bias. But watching what’s gone on since arteta’s rant shows that’s absolutely not the case.
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Tierney is an absolute fraud. Loves to make a big show of giving out a soft yellow but shits his pants when it comes time to giving an actual decision.
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If Arteta meant what he said about the keepers, I can't see why Ramsdale shouldn't be given his spot back right now.
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City are a fantastic team who have made history. No argument. But *any* discussion of their achievements that doesn't foreground the fact they face an unprecedented 115 charges from the governing body for cheating is not serious commentary.
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Literally his best defensive performance.
Arsenal’s Sead Kolasinac fights off armed men trying to rob Mesut Özil’s car
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Sack him tonight. Anything else and you're basically writing this season off. These results (and worse away) will keep coming.
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My guy is so desperate to cook up some plucky against the odds
#narrative
for his team of brilliantly-drilled petrodollar buccaneers.
‘He saves us – otherwise Arsenal are champions’: Guardiola hails Ortega
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Really can't bear watching Ceballos. Massive Denilson energy.
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Fuck Chelsea as a staff, football club, and as a motherfuckin' crew.
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Genuine Q: Has another league team emptied three away grounds back to back?
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Hasn't scored, obviously, but quite a bit to like about what Havertz is going to bring to the team overall.
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Wild to me that it's not until the 11th paragraph that we get this quote: "The gathering took place in a public space outside Emirates Stadium, and it is not within our jurisdiction to stop protests taking place in public spaces." Not sure what the club was supposed to do here.
Arsenal criticised after Jewish fans walk away over pro-Palestine rally outside stadium
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Is there anything dumber than hoping Arsenal will lift your mood at the end of a rough week?
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Less kindly, I think we were a bit out of our depth over both legs. But I'm not having the narrative of chokers or whiney fans who want to turn on the manager when our results in 2024 have been largely impeccable. We're not the finished article... Yet.
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Fuck Arsenal football club as a staff, record label, and a motherfucking crew.
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'Arsene doesn't know' - this column by
@Stillberto
feels definitive. Better than anything about AW in the media.
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Not usually one for yoot hype but build the club around Martinelli tbh
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Imagine loving anything in this world as much as Big Gabby loves a clean sheet.
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Agree. We’re cycling uphill against a juiced up, peak era Armstrong. Losing today sucks, of course it does, and there will be an inevitable autopsy. But we’re not completely out of it and the likelihood of winning out was always slim. The standards required are so crazy now.
It’s mad that you can lose one game all year & it feels like the end of the world but that’s the level. Still in it. UTA
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“Blood on their hands”
Arsenal fans have blood on their hands. They've started this stupid narrative against Martinez, and everyone's running with it. He genuinely does nothing wrong whatsoever in this clip, he doesn't even hurt Bellingham or anything 🤣🤣
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COULDN'T TWEET. FELT PHYSICALLY SICK THE WHOLE GAME. THIS CLUB. THIS TEAM.
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Managed to fuck the league before the end of December despite being top in the same month. Catastrophic stuff.
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Hanging out with
@YankeeGunner
in Vegas. Him: “don’t post that, it looks like we’re about to fuck.”
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We've won so few times at OT that it feels churlish to complain that I didn't enjoy the game:
* taking it to the last game is incredible, what more can we ask?
* Arteta's team has 1 more win that the Invincibles, that's how good they are
* No point fixating on any 1 point dropped
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@gunnerblog
That’s absolutely fair comment but the counterpoint is we’ve been quite good at identifying talent recently and the latest crop has worked out well, so it’ll definitely be a concern if, to use Miki’s expression, we ‘waste’ a window.
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No Liverpool players went over to Karius when he was lying on the ground, only Madrid players
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The Havertz pass and Saka control for the 2nd is absolutely NSFW 🥵
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Well, guess that explains why we pulled out of the Ramsey contract talk at the 11th hour. I bet it was sent to Stan to be rubber stamped and he said nope. Had so many arguments with people who defended Kroenke down the years. The guy is cancer for our club
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Couple of random thoughts on Rice: 1) I’ve been surprised how much a lot of West Ham fans wanted to see him go to City. Ostensibly to win more, but the real reason is the same as we care less if City win stuff than a traditional rival. They’ve warped the very idea of competition.
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I love Ben White. That is all.
I was fine with Dennis not flying and I'm certainly fine with Ben not playing Internationals. You do you.
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If Gabriel is being dropped for tactical reasons then you need to accept that the tactical plan was a bad one.
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Hope Le Boss is enjoying a nice glass of Beaujolais wherever he's watching this.
#payback
🍷
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Stan Kroenke’s net worth is $8.1 billion.
The “your club” line here is particularly craven. It’s very much “his club” that’s sacking loyal staff in the midst of a pandemic.
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Elbow was absolutely deliberate from Kane, who has real form for that sort of snide stuff, but almost never gets called on it because of the England stuff.
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* Arsenal take corner
* Entire Porto team drops to the floor
* Ref awards free kick
* Repeat
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Hopefully that's the rot stopped. The other thing we've learned today is a lot of us (me mostly) don't have the arsehole for a full season title challenge. I can't stay clenched for this many months.
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I wonder if those few Stoke fans who took to following me during the Ramsey leg break era still do so?
If so, know that watching you get relegated is my porn.
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Something odd I've noted in the punishment beatings we've been handing out over the last few games is that both pundits and oppo fans seem to be putting the near total lack of chances down to the other team playing terribly. When I think we all see that it's what Arsenal is doing
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Don’t think there’s anything wild about not having confidence in Emery when nothing he’s done inspires it. Yes we might get better when Holding and Tierney are back but you’re banking on kids. I’d be fine with fast tracking a change of manager rather than seeing this season out.
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If Mustafi was a Stats DNA signing then I think the software has a virus.
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Fernandes has to be the biggest dickhead in the whole division.
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Fitting if that's Walcott's last touch as an Arsenal player.
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THE TECHNOLOGY IS NOT GOOD ENOUGH TO BE APPLYING IT LIKE THIS. THE POINT OF THE RULE IS NOT TO LITIGATE DECISIONS ON A PER PIXEL BASIS FRAME BY FRAME BASIS. HOW ARE THE ADMINISTRATORS OF THIS SPORT SO DUMB THAT THEY ARE STRANGLING THEIR OWN CASH COW. Etc and so on.
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Refs just killed that half of football. Sucked the life out of the game.
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Xhaka off for Ceballos at HT. I’ve mistakenly defended him in the past but enough’s enough.
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If Karius was concussed isn't the bigger story that the LFC doc and physios failed to realise? Concussion still not taken seriously enough during games. Doubt we'd even be talking about it but for the mistakes/result.
This is serious. Just watched the passage of play with Karius back. You can hear him scream after Ramos elbows him. 130 seconds later Karius throws ball into Benzema
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You can debate whatever side you want with Ramsdale v Raya, but what seems unarguable is that we’ve taken a high value asset and made him another fire sale item. Not ideal.
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Can’t believe Dixon is still trying to claim that isn’t a pen. You can’t just clean a guy out lmao.
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How does VAR 'clear' that according to the comms? Absolutely deranged decision making.
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What a performance from that back three. Big Per goes into AFC folklore for this. As does Holding for fronting Costa.
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Just huge cojones on Raya. Nerves of steel from our takers too.
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What happened to shame?
"Who put the ball in the Villa net?" chant the Tottenham fans.
"Half the fucking team did," is the rhetorical reply.
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A new manager who has no affiliation to wash ups like Ospina and Wilshere and is willing to replace them with literally anybody better is going to be almost erotically exciting.
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I wasn’t sure we’d ever get to see a young playmaker as special as Cesc again, but the more you watch Odegaard the more it feels like we finally have a true heir. And this time he’s got talent all around him.
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This tackle though, holy fuck 🥵
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Havertz cruising into actual good signing territory these days.
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Remember all those windows we spent trying to clear out wastrel deadwood from the squad? Turns out the answer was just tell them to fuck off.
#RaulTheKing
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Did y'all like the new pod? Should we do one after Burnley? Each like = 0.5% increased chance.
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Attention, whiners: Get backing this manager. It's not always going to be pretty but have some bollocks.
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I do agree that those pundits and fans only *now* claiming that money might have ruined the game is pretty, well, rich.
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Anyone else basically rooting for big Paddy V to keep winning games against everyone but us?
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