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Pro-America First!!! I like eating with my hands and drinking whisky. I love God, my family, my country, and my guns. πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈASK PERMISSION TO DM PLEASE!!!

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@armpitsauce
Armpit Sauce
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This can’t be accurate?!?!πŸ˜‚
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Armpit Sauce
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Gavin Newsom gas prices vs Trump gas prices πŸ‘‡πŸ»πŸ‘‡πŸ»πŸ‘‡πŸ» As of Tuesday 12/9/2025 Can you guess which is which?πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜†
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Gas prices in Trump’s America
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Armpit Sauce
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This is soooo accurateπŸ˜†πŸ˜‚ But WHY are they like this???
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Armpit Sauce
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Democrats will have you believe that gas prices were this cheap while president poopy pants was in office. They don’t think we remember. Price I paid today!πŸ‘‡πŸ»πŸ‘‡πŸ»πŸ‘‡πŸ»
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Armpit Sauce
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Yep!
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Why can’t I get any democrats to comment on this ??? Just this ?πŸ‘‡πŸ»πŸ‘‡πŸ»πŸ‘‡πŸ»
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@armpitsauce
Armpit Sauce
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Why can’t I get any democrats to comment on this ??? Just this ?πŸ‘‡πŸ»πŸ‘‡πŸ»πŸ‘‡πŸ»
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Armpit Sauce
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Yep!
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@armpitsauce
Armpit Sauce
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Democrats will have you believe that gas prices were this cheap while president poopy pants was in office. They don’t think we remember. Price I paid today!πŸ‘‡πŸ»πŸ‘‡πŸ»πŸ‘‡πŸ»
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Armpit Sauce
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@HelenWebberley How about go fuck yourself and your pronouns
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Armpit Sauce
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Yessir!
@Lauria1960
🦨 Uncle Skunkle 🦨
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@armpitsauce
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@phainondearest Why would it be illegal???it’s a fucking book?
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Armpit Sauce
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It’s a commentary on the narcissistic nature of people today. They find more purpose in the things they own and their pics on social media. Selfishness and narcissism!!!
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Why does this generation seem to be so against having kids?
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@Zoe_Rooster Blah, blah, blah, I stole someone’s property, blah blah, blah, I criminally trespassed, blah, blah, blah, I damaged someone’s property, blah, blah, blah, now I have to pay the consequences and I want you to feel sorry for me but society has taught me and all the other snowflake
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Armpit Sauce
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Blah, blah, blah, I stole someone’s property, blah blah, blah, I criminally trespassed, blah, blah, blah, I damaged someone’s property, blah, blah, blah, now I have to pay the consequences and I want you to feel sorry for me but society has taught me and all the other snowflake
@Zoe_Rooster
Zoe Rosenberg
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Yesterday, I was sentenced to serve 90 days in the Sonoma County Jail and pay over $102,000 in restitution as a punishment for rescuing four sick, abused chickens from Perdue's Petaluma Poultry slaughterhouse. I will have to turn myself in on December 10th at 7 pm. I have also
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@armpitsauce
Armpit Sauce
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Blah, blah, blah, I stole someone’s property, blah blah, blah, I criminally trespassed, blah, blah, blah, I damaged someone’s property, blah, blah, blah, now I have to pay the consequences and I want you to feel sorry for me but society has taught me and all the other snowflake
@Zoe_Rooster
Zoe Rosenberg
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Yesterday, I was sentenced to serve 90 days in the Sonoma County Jail and pay over $102,000 in restitution as a punishment for rescuing four sick, abused chickens from Perdue's Petaluma Poultry slaughterhouse. I will have to turn myself in on December 10th at 7 pm. I have also
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@Primrose771646
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Can we help this veteran to 1K @charlie58850171 Thank you for your service πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ
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