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hi im nym, and my pronouns are they/them !! ♡ 21+, under 18 dni ♡ 💖 @dragon_scim ♡ occasional cosplayer, frequent annoyance ♡
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I think this is the most whimsy I’ve ever seen emanating from a single image
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There was a group of very beautiful women in the theater last night that every time they would show the most fucked up imaginable vaguely moist looking shot of micheal cera they would all go “AWWWW” in the most endearing way and I was floored
the hottest girl you know is going to tweet this picture and say “need him”
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Visibly dented alstolfo mousepad proves that a single picture can paint the clearest and most beautiful stories
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Complimented a cashier on his kingdom hearts tattoo and he got really confused because it’s just a a normal key I’m fleeing the country
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I think one of the universal experiences of this website is seeing an opinion so misinformed and dogshit you think “surely OP is 15” and you check their bio and that “22” hits you like a gale force wind
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Did this scene irreversibly alter anyone else’s brain chemistry as a child I have to know
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I feel like people aren’t horny for anime boys any more it’s just 50 year old men in breaking bad/the sopranos and the one mullet guy from stranger things and Jerma
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Finding out that marjorie taylor greene cheated on her husband with a zangief cosplayer shattered me
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Dude I will never unfollow old moots because their interests change. There’s something incredibly funny about still being mutuals w someone because we both liked jojo back in 2014 and now they’re really, really into stanning various math rock drummers
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THEY CALL HIM 007
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7 MINUTES OF TOTAL TIME OPERATING AN EVA UNIT
Just thought about evangelion power scaling and laughed out loud
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The sheer fucking power of this image just sent chills down my spine
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Men will rly slut shame cosplayers one second and then literally wear anime porn on their shirt in public the other
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Me when I eat a nature valley bar in bed and the horrible little nature valley granite crumbs get all over my sheets
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its still very funny to me how buying the steam deck gets you 5 quadrillion steam fartbucks that you can use for absolutely nothing
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THIS IS FROM FUCKING ACE ATTOURNEY???? I ALWAYS THOUGHT THIS WAS FROM A SUDA 51 VN AM I FUCKING STUPID
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vince and i deciding totally independently of one another that our gimmick for this bg3 co-op campaign is to play as knock-off Gale has been disastrous so far
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Ppl judging me for living in Vegas or not cleaning my windows man I’m here for work leave me alone 😭😭
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I have had sex
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So last night I was in the garage and this group of dudes got off the elevator and were lost so I pointed them in the direction of the con and they thanked me and then one of them was like “oh wait are you cosplaying resident evil” and revealed himself to be wesker’s VA LMAOOOO
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forehead botox. buccal fat removal. lip filler. retinol. jaw implants. cheek filler. rhinoplasty. neck lift. chin augmentation
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Drinking the grimace shake and immediately being granted the will to live
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laughing at bootleg figures is all fun and games until you stumble upon WHITE CYBORG
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Dimitri, Claude, and Edelgard while having their souls stuck together in an emblem ring for 1000 years
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Once again thinking about how tradwives are really bad at cooking
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The Ishgardian Orthodox HOA when they see a pastel pink giga-mansion with a naked cat girl in a hot tub on the front lawn get built right across from their 500 year old stone monument celebrating the heroism of Eaurleaux de Futeux, the first Ishgardian to ever discover cheese
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When someone’s new to the dungeon so you emote spam while waiting for their cutscene to finish
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After years of soul searching I’ve finally found what white American cuisine actually is
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This is true I was taught how to multiply the PRONOUNS and GENDER of a cylinder in order to find its PRIVILEGE
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Having Reddit recommend me sims posts on a random basis means I occasionally get flash banged by headers like this
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We are attempting to watch as many saw movies as possible so I made a SAWcuterie board :3
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Nep was telling me that she apparently had a scandal around cheating on her husband w her personal trainer/dudes at the gym and the photo of one of the guys is just this
Like brooooo zangief nooooo 😭😭😭😭
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Being casually mean to people you barely know won’t make them like u more but it’s been years and people on the internet will seemingly never understand this
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Thinking about the smoke shop KH2 cigar goofy in haight-ashbury yet again
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Watching bf play Awakening and we just got to the Donnel paralogue and couldn’t stop joking about this
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He just started doing the wesker voice and shook my hand to thank me and I almost fell over that shit was crazy
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Were going to look at flowers today so i pulled together a lil 70s look for fun yayyy
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George Ushiromiya I have loved you since I was 15 years old
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