alex ᯓ★
@archerstea
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that one lesbian oomf that doesn't play about their fictional evil men (minor) @alexz_prive priv formerly bluelem0ns
SHEDTWT AND PROSHIP DNI
Joined October 2025
Snapchat decided today is a great day to notify me several times that today a few years ago I took a photo of a now dead friend's cats
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So take me down to the river and bathe me clean Put me on the back of your white horse to ride
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vote ME as your next prime minister! i will: -deport nigel farage -deport tommy robinson -deport every mf in the epstein files -send a pipe bomb through trump's mailbox -send a nuke to netanyahu's house -bring back milk in primary schools -abolish the monarchy
🚨 BREAKING: Keir Starmer has told No 10 staff that he’s not resigning: “We go forward from here. We go with confidence as we continue changing the country”
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The hill I will die on: There is little else as delightfully British passive-aggressive as saying very loudly YOU'RE WELCOME when someone has failed to thank you for an act of courtesy.
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The Reform policy platform is entirely comprised of 'back in my day' boomerslop
🚨 WATCH: Nigel Farage calls for an end to working from home and the focus on work-life balance "People aren't more productive working from home - it's a load of nonsense. They're more productive being with other fellow human beings"
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we've had four prime ministers since 2020 btw for anyone curious 😭😭😭😭
UK: After 14 Years in Opposition, Labour Collapses in Power — Starmer on the Brink as Cabinet Prepares to Force Him Out (Bloomberg)
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I need to watch sfa I'm getting fomo
🚨NEW PROMO IMAGES On the way this week, the Cadets are off on their first mission in space, but there's trouble ahead... #StarTrek #StarfleetAcademy
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every human being is inherently "an attention seeker". it came free with your human experience of being a social species. that's why solitary confinement and total social isolation for prolonged periods of time is one of the worst tortures known to mankind
“if you self harm then you’re just an attention seeker!” ok even if someone DID harm themselves for attention, should it not worry you if they’re willing to physically mutilate their own body just for a little bit of attention?
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this is freaking me out a little LMAO
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LETS ALL JUST KILL OURSELVES
MAGAZINE CAME
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START THE CLOCK
🚨 BREAKING: Keir Starmer has told No 10 staff that he’s not resigning: “We go forward from here. We go with confidence as we continue changing the country”
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I’m a little sad that the pfp covers my favourite part so here it is in full
re themed one of my sideblogs :3 https://t.co/F8Yke1GROq
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???? for the love of god
UPDATE: No 10 says Starmer is no longer expected to address the nation or be "on camera" tomorrow, but that could change again by tomorrow
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