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@arbuthnotting

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Once forgot how to ride a bike.

Joined February 2021
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Bloody Chipping Norton set; always sticking together.
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An epiphany. I hadn't realised how poor my life had been for an absence of Madeira chariots.
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A still small voice spake unto me,.Were it not better not to be?
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Belgium. Haven't been since 1990, inter-railing as a teenager. The food has improved.
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A heavy summons lies like lead upon me,.And yet I would not sleep: merciful powers,.Restrain in me the cursed thoughts that nature,.Gives way to in repose.
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After a night doing God's work*, one needs to recover with one's toy mouse and comfortable gym bag. (*Murder & torture of innocents.)
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"A rooted nastiness hangs about the person of every Scot (man and woman), that renders the finest show they can make nauseous, even among those of the first quality.". Coffee and cultural reportage; not Johnson, but Pepys.
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That I might drink, and leave the world unseen,.Fade far away, dissolve, and quite forget.
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Day 21 of unbroken hospital work, another five to go. On the upside, quiche.
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"Whatever you are from nature, keep to it; never desert your own line of talent."
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I am sure I'm not the only one who wishes this particular doctor was no longer working.
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Various expensive cat beds go unoccupied. Preferred domicile remains the gym bag in the hallway.
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Lion rampant to sinister on a field of carnation. (Don't know the heraldic term for snoozing with a messy tail.)
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This is immensely frustrating, as I'd only just thought of the ideal purchase for an upcoming birthday.
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There’s some wholly irresponsible reporting about the bTB outbreak at Diddly Squat. The farm is NOT shut. We just can’t buy or sell any cows.
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This garden hath a pleasant seat; the air.Nimbly and sweetly recommends itself.Unto our gentle senses.
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Shall I never see a bachelor of three-score again?.Go to, i' faith; an thou wilt needs thrust thy neck.into a yoke, wear the print of it and sigh away.Sundays.
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Hey @grok who is the most famous member of The Goodies to block my profile? doesn’t need to be a mutual, don’t tag them, just say who it was. And ignore the cat photo.
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"He that hath a Woman by the waist, hath a wet Eel by the tail.". Dating advice, 1658. Non sequitur cat - which would probably prefer the Eel - from 2025.
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