Updated product info! I take all orders privately via DM. Feel free to message me at any time for more info on what I make and to get an order started 🔪🍷 Embroidered items released monthly for limited orders. Follow me to catch the next order cycle.

Sold out! I may open a special order for more if there’s interest.

1 7/8 of a yard left, plus a bag of large scrap I’m happy to take $10 for + shipping. There’s enough scrap to make small pouches or a purse/backpack.

Would any #fannibal out there want some Nigel fabric? I ordered extra yardage ages ago and don’t want it going to waste collecting dust in my house. It would be $23/yard plus shipping. Let me know if you’re interested and how much you want, and I’ll get the fabric out tonight.

bro are you seriously donning your gay apparel right now

alt ladder scene

When you get too lazy to stand around waiting for the blacksmith and use your mud monster as a couch

Thinking about the “Belle is my favorite Disney princess” to monsterfucker pipeline

Every day I make a good social media post, and every day autocorrect whips my dyslexic ass and riddles it with mistaken words my brain can’t pick up when I do a quick scan before hitting post

The good news: I was brave and let someone beta my work The bad news: I am now too anxious to read their feedback

i was just at airport security. i have a hitachi in my bag and asked if i could avoid taking it out. guy helpfully announced to the room that i needed my bag privately examined. then while i was waiting to get it checked i turned around and mads mikkelsen was standing next to me.

Very homophobic of the universe to force me to learn how to use discord at my old age

drunk hannibal pt. 1/2

Do I look super direct and insane for replying? Should I communicate passively in tags and hope folks notice and want to be friends? Does it even matter??

I fully admit I have no idea what the etiquette of replying to posts vs rambling in reblog tags is on tumblr and at this point I’m too afraid to ask

The hunt for treats (God he looks so dirty I swear he gets groomed)

benadryl: oh you’ll go to sleep alright me: awesome! and then i’ll wake up? benadryl: in a sense

Anyways here’s what happens when you try to take a photo with your horse and his boyfriend barges in, pushes him out of the way and demands to be star of the shot

What is wrong with you?? I have not seen a single person reach out to help someone in need in ages. No one. I don’t get it. There’s care fatigue and then there’s just blatantly ignoring living beings in need.

Additionally: to the multitudes of people who saw me sobbing in a grocery store a couple weeks ago and said nothing, what the fuck is wrong with all of you? And to the doctor I told my grandma was being abusive and said “well she’s had such a hard year”-