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If you hand me any basket of beliefs, I’m going to start throwing some out.

NYC
Joined August 2008
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@aphofer
Hanlon's Laser
6 months
The vague acronym under which all sorts of weird discriminatory and censorial agendas were smuggled into institutions is now forbidden under a vague law that will serve more weird, censorial and discriminatory agendas. Well done, America.
@GregAbbott_TX
Greg Abbott
6 months
Last session, we banned DEI in higher education and cut funding for any DEI positions. This session we will ban DEI in K-12 grades & cut funding. No taxpayer dollars will be used to fund DEI in our schools. Schools must focus on fundamentals of education, not indoctrination.
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@aphofer
Hanlon's Laser
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Of course, only the true believers get past “world on fire” rhetoric. So much damage to their own cause and they don’t even realize it.
@Sam_Dumitriu
Sam Dumitriu
13 hours
A Guardian columnist argues that widespread air-conditioning is 'philosophically problematic' because 'the screaming urgency to tackle the collective issue of a world on fire can recede slightly.' . She has an AC unit herself, of course.
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@aphofer
Hanlon's Laser
7 hours
Identity politics *won't stop* the class struggle?. Dude is unhinged.
@johncusack
John Cusack
24 hours
The class war (and struggle) is here - identity politics won’t stop it - Palestine is front and center of the class struggle - war inc -imperialism vs humans.
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@aphofer
Hanlon's Laser
8 hours
Reliably cheering for the homocidal homophobe.
@johncusack
John Cusack
21 hours
I love that my man has Irish blood :).
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@aphofer
Hanlon's Laser
9 hours
Fail with Mamdani.
@BernieSanders
Bernie Sanders
11 hours
A good poll for Zohran. But don’t kid yourself. The billionaires will spend endlessly to defeat him. This is an election of national significance. Either we develop a strong progressive working class movement, or we end up with Oligarchy & authoritarianism. Stand with Mamdani.
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@aphofer
Hanlon's Laser
9 hours
"In short, deportations are a stagflationary impulse to the economy, resulting in lower employment growth and higher wage inflation.".
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@aphofer
Hanlon's Laser
9 hours
Said on X. "Intimidating" is an interesting choice.
@Rothmus
Rothmus 🏴
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@aphofer
Hanlon's Laser
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"What could go wrong?" they said.
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@aphofer
Hanlon's Laser
11 hours
Maybe their preference to change sex is influenced by society? I mean, how many layers down are we going.
@WaywardGreg
𝐆𝐫𝐞𝐠
15 hours
This isn’t an argument. It’s an attempt to shame men into gay sex.
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@aphofer
Hanlon's Laser
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It must be really important, the NY DMV is texting me from the Philippines.
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@aphofer
Hanlon's Laser
13 hours
Poe’s Law Puzzler.
@AlexThomp
Alex Thompson
15 hours
NY Mag cover
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@aphofer
Hanlon's Laser
16 hours
…and provided evidence for their delusions. This Undercover Journalist Dated Only Far Right Man For A Year | Fourth Wave
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@aphofer
Hanlon's Laser
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Always with Sesame Street, the most likely programming to survive a cut. What Would Funding Cuts Do to NPR and PBS? via @NYTimes.
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@aphofer
Hanlon's Laser
1 day
RT @Rothmus:
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@aphofer
Hanlon's Laser
1 day
Rules restricting rent hurt poor people. Counterintuitive, but true.
@Matt_Pinner
𝐌𝐚𝐭𝐭 𝐏𝐢𝐧𝐧𝐞𝐫
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Do you agree ?. Yes or No
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@aphofer
Hanlon's Laser
1 day
It’s stupid assholes all the way down.
@BuzzPatterson
Buzz Patterson
1 day
Patton Oswald is a stupid asshole.
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@aphofer
Hanlon's Laser
1 day
Nope. Close up crazy monologue. Not listening.
@CNviolations
Community Notes & Violations
2 days
What do you have to say to her?.
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@aphofer
Hanlon's Laser
1 day
That doesn’t sound like it would make any difference at all.
@TrishtheSkeptic
Trish "the Plate"
1 day
@lindayaX @NYT “My frostiness wasn’t personal. It was strategic. Being unfriendly to people who turned down the vaccine felt like the right thing to do. How else could we motivate them to mend their ways?”.
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@aphofer
Hanlon's Laser
1 day
Gotta be a troll bot.
@jorymicah
Jory Micah💜🇵🇸🕊️
2 days
They can borrow at zero interest to buy a home, start a family, start a business, go to school. Whatever. For Jews, the sky is the limit.
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@aphofer
Hanlon's Laser
1 day
Not only that, you are *never* retiring.
@reddit_lies
Reddit Lies
2 days
Redditors are economically illiterate
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@aphofer
Hanlon's Laser
1 day
Not a big metal fan, but there’s different music for different times in your life. And there’s music that explores sustained vibes vs music that explores harmonic and rhythmic terrain.
@avidseries
i/o
1 day
I realized this morning that I hadn't listened to metal or hardcore in a long time, so I spent a few hours on Spotify revisiting my youthful enthusiasm for these genres, and what I realized, having achieved some distance from this type of music over the years, is that it is very.
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