Thanks @antanddec with playing the ring doorbell sound 😂😂

Manchester Arndale Bomb 1996 #Manchester 🐝 I'll never forget this day.

Bride leaving her recently bombed home to get married, London, Nov 4, 1940

Thanks for having me on @GaryBarlow it was great singing with you! Looking forward to being able to have a proper catch up!

What’s this in my pineapple juice @AsdaServiceTeam ?

Good one, @McDonaldsUK !

Let’s imagine the howls our outcry and the calls for resignation if my friend @MattHancock hadn’t hit 100,000 tests target - and now listen to the sullen silence as he succeeds. Well done Matt

No decision has been made on a timetable for re-opening schools. Schools remain closed until further notice, except for children of critical workers and the most vulnerable children. Schools will only re-open when the scientific advice indicates it is the right time to do so.

Sounds familiar 😂😂

I bet Theresa May is sat at home with a glass of pinot grigio, thinking thank fuck Boris is having to deal with all this and not me. #coronavirusuk #UKlockdown

Just had a Miranda moment. Weird, as I'm sort of Miranda. Took my jumper off before a delivery guy arrived. Didn't realise the top underneath had dropped & was hanging UNDER my bra. Opened the door, chatted. Didn't realise til 10 mins later. Please send me your #mirandamoments x

I wonder how many people who flew on the 757-200 rebook with @TUIUK compared to those who flew on another aircraft type? #worstflightever #nocomfort 5 hours of this 😭

Any staff here at @manairport terminal 2 arrivals baggage hall?

Channel 4 was set up to be different Complaints welcome

Parked across a disabled spot @CoroStreetBlog :o

Angry chef at frankie and benny’s in Stockport shouting at all the other staff members :(

Today we’ve launched #MyActivityPassport - a list of activities designed to boost your child’s confidence and curiosity as well as develop skills for life. Start the New Year pursuing new interests together as a family: https://t.co/HwnekVDtgK

Hey @manairport - when’s your new terminal opening? The current one is a bit of a joke 🤷‍♂️🙈

Theresa May to the 117 tomorrow