Animae Stormborn
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I'm crazy. It's fun. I'm also the Captain of a rouge band of pirate faeries.
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Joined December 2008
Starbucks employee asked by manager to reschedule putting the family dog down because she couldn’t get her shift covered. #starbucks @Starbucks
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Sometimes you think it's a unicorn, but it turns out to be a jackass with a traffic cone on it's head.
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Hey @PokemonGoApp This is year four that the game has been unplayable during Gofest. Can't blame the cell carriers this time for the mess ups!! Get it together!! It's embarrassing!!
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Hey @NianticLabs this is year four for Pokemon Gofest, This should not be such a shit show!! Lag making game unplayable, along with Server errors??? I paid to not be able to play this game. #PokemonGOFest #Errorfest
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my aunt read online that a golden retriever’s mouth is so gentle they can hold an egg in their mouth without cracking it so she tried it on her dog and well
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To be honest when I saw "Lady Doritos" trending I was really hoping that it was just Kylie naming her baby. #LadyDoritos
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Just explained this concept to 11yr old, and she said "......I think that's a tiny bit sexist, actually! Women's Doritos should be even louder! So we can be heard!" I knew she wouldn't go for it 🤣#LadyDoritos #minifeminist @RachelintheOC
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The truly SAD thing: Our President-elect fills us with revulsion, embarrassment. He's not fit to our watch our dogs let alone lead a nation.
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Whipping cream frosting is an abomination before all the gods.
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That word that you keep using...i do not think it means what you think it means.
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LIVE FACT-CHECK: Trump says tonight he doesn’t know Putin. That’s not what he used to say. Full Flop. https://t.co/KOjGp1lZN2
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Did the definition of Gentlemen change when I wasn't looking? #Imwithher
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