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Ali Kolbert

@AliKolbert

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Stand-up comic; lover of peanut butter; writer; worrier 🌈

New York, NY
Joined February 2010
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@AliKolbert
Ali Kolbert
5 years
You got covid and lost your job welcome to 2020
@realDonaldTrump
Donald J. Trump
5 years
I WON THIS ELECTION, BY A LOT!
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@AliKolbert
Ali Kolbert
9 months
This looks like every girl I see a future with
@nataliegwinters
Natalie Winters
9 months
War Room White House Corespondent 🇺🇸
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@Eliana_Goldin
Eliana Goldin
1 year
Joseph Massad, the @Columbia professor who called Hamas’s October 7th attack “stunning” and “awesome,” is teaching a course next semester on Zionism. @Columbia, how are you allowing such a blatant antisemite to teach a course on the history of the very people he hates?
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@baoyuan
Elizabeth Yuan
2 years
This is great: @AliKolbert talks with @robertasmithnyt and @jerrysaltz about their careers as art critics @nytimes and @NYMag and their 32 yrs of marriage https://t.co/bpZOylU1gl . @smbahr14 also has this Times Insider w/Smith, who just retired last month
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@Jaminthevan
Jam In The Van
2 years
Still looking for Valentine’s Day plans? Come celebrate with us tomorrow at our Open Bar show featuring a medley of hilarious comics! Tickets available here: https://t.co/KESTZOQL1d #jaminthevan #fumiabe #michaelblaustein #fahimanwar #alikolbert #stephtolev #longtimenosee
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@AliKolbert
Ali Kolbert
2 years
Me every time I give my kid their lunch to take to school:
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@AliKolbert
Ali Kolbert
2 years
Dating me be like
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@AliKolbert
Ali Kolbert
2 years
Dm me your address 🤓
@thirstygersty
RG
2 years
@AliKolbert some complementary Kolberto merch for my loyalty? 😉
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@AliKolbert
Ali Kolbert
2 years
Tell me you’re a mom without telling me you’re a mom
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@queerycast
Queery Podcast
2 years
Today on the podcast: comedian Ali Kolbert (@AliKolbert)! https://t.co/aSuH0bWhZz
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@Jaminthevan
Jam In The Van
2 years
Don’t miss our OPEN BAR show with @CheetoSantino @AliKolbert Trevor Wallace and more at @LTNSComedy show in #culvercity #losangeles! Jam in the Van is the place to be on August 25th, so claim your tickets here : https://t.co/nsHjoipu6e #jaminthevan #cheetosantino #andrewsantino
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@PunchLineSac
Punch Line Sacramento
2 years
TOMORROW → @AliKolbert is headlining at 8PM 🎤 Ali will be on our stage soon! Drew Absher & Sean McKenize will also be on this fun show ☺️ There is limited time to get your tickets, Sacramento! 🎟: https://t.co/rjfIp67SL5
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@AliKolbert
Ali Kolbert
2 years
One of my favorites on the pod!
@jinglejaunty
Bren
2 years
loved @AliKolbert's conversation with @itsmarkgroves https://t.co/PDkRLDmoZe Now all I need is a $100 amazon card so I can follow up with all those book recommendations!
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@HollywoodImprov
Hollywood Improv
2 years
Why women love serial killer shows so much. @AliKolbert See Ali in The Main Room Friday at 8pm with @AshHess @MazJobrani @toddbarry @HarlandWilliams @DebraDiGiovanni +more! This show will sell out, get tickets at https://t.co/2zDeuaxUJc #hollywoodimprov #comedy #toddbarry
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@HollywoodImprov
Hollywood Improv
2 years
That's not the right word... @toddbarry Todd is back in The Main Room Friday at 8pm with @AshHess @MazJobrani @AliKolbert @HarlandWilliams @DebraDiGiovanni +more! This show will sell out, get tickets at https://t.co/2zDeuaxUJc #hollywoodimprov #comedy #toddbarry
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@AliKolbert
Ali Kolbert
2 years
CA! I’ll be at @IrvineImprov next wed 6/28 come bring a friend and laugh
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@PageSix
Page Six
2 years
Kendall Jenner, who can’t cut a cucumber, says she often cooks for friends https://t.co/PBomVQusDh
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@AliKolbert
Ali Kolbert
2 years
LA! Come to my show tomorrow at @JoinTheDynasty it’s gonna be a fun one with @notalimac @TreygerLiza @robintran04 @audreystewisart
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@AliKolbert
Ali Kolbert
2 years
Have to agree with this one!
@myanmar2me
Joseph
2 years
@AliKolbert funny as hell, cutest laugh ever. That’s all I’ve got.
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