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A sigma patrician that hates the modern world. Come on, Nigel. Vote Reform 🇬🇧
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"I'll help you get into Gringotts, Potter, but you have to do something for me."
"What do you want me to do?"
"All three of you must marry non-white muggles and have children with them."
"A strange thing to want, but if it helps us defeat Voldemort..."
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>Only Irish character constantly blows things up
>Only Asian character is called Cho Chang
>Only black character is called Shacklebolt
>Goblins are portrayed as greedy and deceitful and look like *them*
>Rowling is so based for this and 100% knew what she was doing
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Why is there a black girl in God of War Ragnarok? There are no blacks in Norse mythology
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The reason Harry Potter appeals so well to so many people is that it portrays the real Britain, the Britain that existed before WW2 and still exists in many rural parts of the country today that are free from diversity and urbanisation (thread).
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"Goblins are vile, dangerous creatures. It is a disgrace that they control the Wizarding economy"
"Not all Goblins are evil, did you know that thousands of innocent Goblins were slaughtered during the-"
"Shut up Potter, I can see that your filthy muggle blood has corrupted you"
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In the first Harry Potter film, there is a Star of David on the floor of Gringotts Bank. What did the director and Rowling mean by this?
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"Hey, I think you are really cute. Would you like to go on a date with me?"
"Sorry, but I don't date your kind. The only race-mixing I do is with Asian girls."
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I am officially Giopilled. She is a beautiful European goddess.
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Another 'historian' exposing how uneducated they are. Napoleon came from a middle-class Corsican family which is a long way off from privileged in 18th century Europe. He also conquered almost all of Europe which was the centre of the world in the 18th and 19th Europe.
HE CAME FROM A RELATIVELY PRIVILEGED BACKGROUND.
HE CONQUERED AROUND 2% OF THE EARTH'S LAND MASS.
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Gio Scotti is currently in Africa, colonising it again for Europa
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Gio dancing with a guy that looks like a chud. I can't believe this is real...
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"I saw you with that Chinese girl, Potter. What's her name again? Ching Chang?"
"It's Cho Chang actually Malfoy, don't be such a vile racist."
"You are a Goblin apologist and a race mixer, you are a disgrace. At least I'm not sullying my bloodline, Potter"
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My hate for this evil, vile man will never subside. So many of the problems facing this country are due to him. He is easily one of the worst Prime Ministers this country has ever had.
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>autistic Irish girl that is obsessed with Harry Potter
>gets cast as Luna Lovegood
>Rowling is so based for this
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"I found this really interesting book in the library on Goblins. It's written by an American wizard who was apparently a Bombarda master."
"Well, what does it say, Hermione?"
"Goblins and their consequences have been a disaster for the wizarding world..."
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"Your latest joke has gone too far, Fred and George. Goblins do not control the government and the banks!"
"It's not a joke, Hermione. They do control everything and want people like you running the Ministry. Blimey, we thought you were smart..."
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I am having a call with some Mormon missionaries at 5pm today, hopefully it goes well!
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"I was reading this fascinating book on goblins, Harry. It was written by an Austrian wizard, and he says Goblins control the wizarding economy and press"
"Stop parroting anti-Goblin tropes, Luna."
"They also encourage muggle and wizard mixing, what are they up to?"
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Hogwarts itself exemplifies the great tradition of exceptional British boarding schools. It is regularly commented upon that Hogwarts is one of the best schools in the Wizarding world just like Eton, Harrow, Winchester etc. are in the real world
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Diagon Alley represents the old English town high street. It is bustling with life and activity and no one is worried about being stabbed or robbed. Nowadays most English towns are horrific and full of non-whites on e-scooters, a far flung from Diagon Alley.
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Hogsmeade represents the quintessential English village, it is small, quant and everyone knows each other. This was a common occurrence in England just a few decades ago as villages would be much more communal but it is quite rare today.
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Are lefties unable to see the connection between immigration and failing services and infrastructure? These people aren't very bright
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"What if I get sorted into Hufflepuff, dad?"
"Then you are dead to me, son. Hufflepuff is full of losers and freaks. Don't bother coming back home if you get sorted into Hufflepuff."
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"I kissed a really cute girl last night, I think I might be in love, Ron."
"Ten points from Gryffindor."
"What? Why? Kissing a girl isn't against school rules."
"It will be when I'm headmaster. I'm fed up of seeing all these fakecel students, it is sickening."
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Rowling is a genius and has done the best job anyone has ever done of representing the old Britain in 20th/21st century literature. She has a deep love for this country and its history and Harry Potter is arguably just as important a work of literature as LOTR. (end of thread)
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It's a school life that is routine and regimented. Their are houses and each year follows the same pattern, just how the best British schools are and we could have a lot to learn from the Hogwarts term structure.
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Not a single English person in this video, this is the state of the modern Conservative Party. They hate English people and do not govern in our interests
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Congratulations to Luna Lovegood for winning most attractive female character in Harry Potter! Autistic aryan girls stay winning
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I can't imagine anything worse than having a trans child, good on the dad for calling out his son and telling him what gender he really is
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It went very well and they were lovely and friendly. I shall be going to my local Mormon Church in a couple weeks time and I'm very excited!
I am having a call with some Mormon missionaries at 5pm today, hopefully it goes well!
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The Wizarding World in Britain also basically represents the life of the aristocracy decades ago. There were not many of them and they all knew each other and their children, something Rowling is aware of I'm sure. I love how teachers at Hogwarts remark how x student is whoever's
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child. It really adds to the world and how close a knit the community of wizards and witches are in Great Britain. They are also mostly untrusting of outsiders (muggles/mudbloods) just like the old aristocracy was.
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"What do you think about Hermione, Harry? I think she is the most beautiful girl in our year."
"Nah, she's mid."
"What? There's no one better looking than her in our year!"
"I've seen better looking girls working in Diagon Alley and any muggle shop."
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This is disgusting, this man does not remotely care for this country and its culture. He needs to be returned to where he came from.
🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨
Humza Yousaf sworn in as First Minister of Scotland.
During the ceremony he wore the traditional national outfit of Pakistan the Shalwar Kameez.
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The Last Of Us Episode 3 was the most overrated, pointless episode of TV I have ever watched. It was not at all relevant to the plot and was so homosexual that it was quite frankly revolting. It highlights just how wrong the critics can be and how woke they are
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"I was reading about Grindelwald in the library and I'm starting to agree with him. Muggles are obviously inferior to us, and we should be ruling the world, not them."
"Luna, you can't be serious?!"
"There needs to be TMD, Harry."
"Is that another anti-muggle dogwhistle?"
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There is nothing more beautiful than a lovely English church flying the English flag 🏴
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I cannot get over how stunningly beautiful Gio is. If you don't find her attractive then there is something seriously wrong with you
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Jeremy Fragrance would have 100% have been an SS Officer in Nazi Germany. He is a very aryan man.
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Accepted Harry Potter lore
-Dramione is canon
- Snape is an incel
- Ron is a loser
- Luna is an autistic pureblood supremacist
- Lockhart is the greatest wizard of all time and slept with multiple female students
- Goblins are exactly like *them*
- Bellatrix Lestrange is hot
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"Today in Defence Against the Dark Arts, we are going to be learning how to get with attractive, female witches."
"How is that remotely relevant to this class?"
"Shut up, Weasley. I know an incel when I see one. This lesson isn't for you, I'm afraid."
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"Goblins are innocent, lovely creatures. There is no way that they want to eradicate Wizardkind."
"Why don't you prove it? Have you ever even met a Goblin, Potter?"
"No, but-"
"Enough said, the only good Goblin is a dead Goblin."
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"Not all Goblins control the banks and promote blood-mixing, that's just a vile anti-Goblin stereotype."
"They control the Wizarding economy and want to see us wiped out. How don't you see this, Hermione? I thought you were smart."
"I am NOT an anti-Goblinite!"
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This is such an incredible video and what England truly looks like. Unfortunately, all the idiots in the comments are saying England looks nothing like this when they've spent the majority of their life living in an awful city. Rural England is the real England and contains
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Hermione Granger becoming Minister of Magic in 2019 was the wizarding equivalent of Rishi Sunak becoming Prime Minister of the UK
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I have so much respect for Tom Felton. He is one of the few young actors in Harry Potter who still respects Rowling and loves the world. He appreciates that this is what made his career and he'd just be an average Joe without it. He is such a better person than
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"They are clearly inferior to us, Professor, and are responsible for most of the problems facing this country at the moment. They need to be gotten rid of."
"You can't talk about Muggles like that, Tom."
"Muggles?"
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It still baffles me how Cho Chang dated arguably the most handsome wizard at Hogwarts and the most important wizard of the age. Was this really one of the most attractive girls at Hogwarts in the 1990s?
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"Don't you want to be free Kreacher? You are treated so badly."
"Kreacher doesn't talk to femcels and mudcels. Get away from Kreacher."
"I am NOT a mudcel or a femcel! I'll have you know that I'm sleeping with a very attractive pureblood."
"You are just his mudblood mistress."
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Dumbledore is about to die and he calls out Malfoy for saying mudblood 💀
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This is genuinely a disgrace, I don't care that Charles rules over some Carribean shitholes. There should not be a black gospel choir at the Coronation of a British king. All the former monarchs that were crowned in Westminster Abbey are watching on in shame.
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I find it funny that no one questions the fact that 18 year old Victor Krum has a massive crush on 14 year old Hermione and asks her out to the Yule Ball. Is the age of consent 14 in the Wizarding World?
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>tfw no crazy, pureblood gf that is completely devoted to you
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"You are actually dating Ginny Weasley, Potter? She's slept with practically every boy in Hogwarts, everyone knows she's the Hogwarts Broomstick."
"Shut up, Malfoy! Ginny said she hasn't slept with anyone yet and she is waiting until marriage."
"You are such an idiot, Potter."
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"Professor, I was scrolling through WizTok the other day and I kept seeing these really cute Asian witches with European wizards. I really want a cute Asian gf now."
"Those evil Goblins are up to their old tricks again."
"What did you just say, Professor?"
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David Starkey is so based it is unreal. He is undoubtedly our greatest living historian
'You're only a victim if you respect the people who do it. I don't respect them. I treat them with most absolute disdain and contempt. They're not worthy my shining my shoe, and I'm wearing suede.'
David Starkey reacts as
@Nigel_Farage
suggest he was a 'victim of cancel culture'
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"Potter, you must write that transgender women are women until it sinks in. You've been saying YWNBAW far too much lately."
"But, Professor, they obviously are not woman! Ernie Macmillan transitioned and he still can't enter the girls' dormitories."
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The darkest day in English history occurred 955 years ago today
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If you do not find Sydney Sweeney attractive, then you are a homosexual. Simple as.
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The dragon breaking free from Gringotts Bank in the Deathly Hallows represents the indomitable European spirit being unleashed after years of oppression by *them*. Rowling knew that only the most based Harry Potter fans would understand what it meant.
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@bukesisback
I had no idea, she is however the evil giant that spawns Hel so it makes sense she's black
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"We know what you did with Hermione, Professor Lockhart."
"What are you on about boys? I haven't done anything with Miss Granger. The only students I've been with are 16 or older."
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"I am here at Hogwarts today to announce a new wizarding tournament, the Total Goblin Annihilation Tournament. Whoever slays the most Goblins this school year wins. I expect at least one thousand goblins to be slain."
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Harry looks so aryan in the later films in contrast to Voldemort's frail, subhuman appearance. Harry is the aryan warrior fighting against zog.
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>tfw no autistic conspiracy theory obsessed gf like Luna Lovegood
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Film Hermione was easily the most attractive girl at Hogwarts in the 90s that we are aware of. Why didn't more boys ask her out or show interst in her? Was it due to her being such a nerd?
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I will get a gf in 2023 and she will be the love of my life
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"Harry, you are the aryan Anglo-Saxon warrior that will save the Wizarding World from zog."
"What are you on about, Sirius?"
"You are the chosen one, Harry. You are the reincarnation of the greatest leader humanity has ever seen. You will finish what he started."
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This is the worst image I have ever seen in my life. It sums up everything wrong with modern Britain.
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"We found your diary, Hermione."
"Hold on, I can explain-"
"Ron Weasley is such an incel loser, unlike Malfoy. Malfoy is such a great kisser, his pureblood aryan lips are irresistible. I can't wait to go even further with him..."
"Hold on, am I really an incel?"
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Very strong meme potential in this video
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This trailer deeply concerns me as it looks like they are trying to fit all of the major events of Napoleon's life into a 2hr30min long film, which simply will not work. Napoleon's life is epic and deserves a high budget multi season TV show not one, short film.
He came from nothing. He conquered everything. From acclaimed director Ridley Scott,
@NapoleonMovie
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"Harry, you have to help me. The troons are after me because I said YWNBAW."
"Don't worry, Sirius. I know the perfect spell to deal with them."
"EXPECTO PAT-TROON-UM!"
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"That Granger is actually quite attractive. What do you think, guys?"
"Draco, she's a mudblood, you can't be attracted to her."
"Why not, Goyle? Every pureblood man deserves a mudblood mistress to have some fun with."
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"There's been a huge increase in house-elf crime and substance abuse after they have been freed, I don't get it, Dobby."
"Not every elf like Dobby, no Miss Granger. Most elves are dangerous when they don't have a master. Most need to be enslaved for the good of Wizarding kind."
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Hagrid is a nice enough man and an endearing character but his love of dangerous creatures is insane. He almost gets Harry and Ron killed because he told them to follow the spiders and thought raising a dragon was a good idea. He also grew werewolf cubs at school and was happy to
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She thinks a passport makes her English lmao. She isn't English and never will be. She needs to go home!
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He's such an overrated actor. My interest in this film has now declined a fair bit.
Pedro Pascal has been cast in ‘GLADIATOR 2’.
(Source: Deadline)
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She has a lovely curvaceous body and could birth many aryan children. She's the perfect woman.
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I am a quarter of a century old today. I am officially an old man.
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J.K. Rowling is arguably the greatest British author of the 21st century and created one of the greatest fictional worlds ever. She is a genius and has done so much more for Britain than most of our politicians.
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"Did you hear that someone blew up the Hufflepuff Common Room? I bet it was Seamus. He loves blowing things up, it runs in his blood.'
"I do not appreciate the insinuation, Potter! Just because I'm Irish doesn't mean I blow everything up!"
"The evidence suggests otherwise."
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