My home course is living in the year 3000.

Went from slicing it pretty bad to right down the middle! @GOLFTEC

playoffs babyyyyyyy.

Playing 9 tomorrow. 30 incoming. Thanks @GOLFTEC.

I want to quit my job but then I go and do stupid shit like buy a leather jacket in the middle of summer.

RT @hovihead: hi viktor do you do weddings?. as the groom?.

Rage bait!.

Grippin’ and rippin’ tonight

Disappointed Viktor isn’t in HG2.

“I power my drives the old fashioned way…rage.”.

1st lesson with @GOLFTEC in the books. I now have 8,738,726 things to work on and my wallet is in tears, but overall a good experience!.

Taking my first golf lesson tomorrow! I feel bad for the instructor lol.

I thought Scottie was good with irons…

RT @jamierkennedy: Wait. did they photoshop Scottie's hairline? 👀

Take Scottie out of this and it’d actually be a pretty fun leaderboard.

Look, I’m sure Harman is a nice guy. But I will go crazy if I have to watch him waggle all over my screen for the next two days.

This is Hovi’s week. I know it. And I’ve never been wrong before.

I know true love isn't real, but damn, this hurts.

An open message to my neighbors:. We live in downtown LA. All of these fireworks after the 4th are more scary than fun. Plz stop. We're tired. Thanks,.Angie.

Might fuck around and quit my job so I can focus on The Open this week.