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@andywardlaw

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Producer of the award-winning LampLight Radio Play podcast. TV Editor. And I really hate K-cups. @[email protected]

Burbank, CA
Joined January 2009
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@andywardlaw
Turkey Andy
4 years
I'm retweeting a retweet of my tweet. I mean, it's usually best to let Julie find the words. She's so good. And check out her awesome show Believer.
@ohmissjulie
Julie Saunders
4 years
I directed an episode of #LamplightRadioPlay! Adapted from the short story by @R_Turkewitz, ELEVATOR GIRL recounts a young woman's horrible night trapped in an elevator with the specter of her past. The cast is INCREDIBLE and @andywardlaw is an amazing writer/producer. Go listen!
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@jacobhaddon
Jacob Haddon
3 years
Folks. Check out this amazing list. Being on this list is already a win in my eyes.
@FantasyMagazine
Fantasy Magazine
3 years
This is so cool! Fantasy Magazine is a finalist for Fiction Magazine of the Year in the @ThisIsHorror Awards! Along with sister mag Nightmare @NightmareMag and colleagues Apex @apexmag LampLight @lamplightmag & The Dark @thedarkmagazine Go vote!👇🏽 https://t.co/NGuxLakEoF
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@FantasyMagazine
Fantasy Magazine
3 years
This is so cool! Fantasy Magazine is a finalist for Fiction Magazine of the Year in the @ThisIsHorror Awards! Along with sister mag Nightmare @NightmareMag and colleagues Apex @apexmag LampLight @lamplightmag & The Dark @thedarkmagazine Go vote!👇🏽 https://t.co/NGuxLakEoF
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@andywardlaw
Turkey Andy
3 years
This has nothing to do with my experience on the site. It's about whether or not I want to support the company/project. I don't want to support Elon Musk, even less so after his recent antics. On the other hand, I like supporting independents.
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@andywardlaw
Turkey Andy
3 years
Meanwhile on my mastodon feed, there are a bunch of threads today saying "Donate to the project, especially your host" and I instantly added it to my Patreon. But if Twitter had asked for a donation? Can you imagine?
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@andywardlaw
Turkey Andy
3 years
Whenever I see an ad, I know its placement is product of some formula to quantize my life, and my first reaction is "F you if you think I'm gonna click," even if it's an interesting ad.
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@andywardlaw
Turkey Andy
3 years
Here's what I like about Mastodon: I don't feel tricked. On the for-profit social sites, I feel like the algorithm is the enemy, designed to trick me into staying longer than I want to. I don't like being manipulated.
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@andywardlaw
Turkey Andy
3 years
After you get past the confusing stuff, Mastodon is a very pleasant way to shout into the void.
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@andywardlaw
Turkey Andy
3 years
I worry that someday I'm gonna wreck my car really bad, and some innocent Samaritan is gonna start pulling me from the flaming wreckage, but the still-functioning stereo is blasting K-pop so they're gonna decide I'm a child molester who isn't worth saving and leave.
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@lamplightmag
lamplightmagazine
3 years
For Your Consideration The last two issues of LampLight magazine were a special call. Each of these stories represent the first pro-sale of an author, marking an important step in their journey So I want to offer both issues to you for free, that you may take these short 1/2
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@andywardlaw
Turkey Andy
3 years
I could totally hang on celebrity jeopardy, as long as they also accepted answers like "What is, uh, that river in Paris...it's got a left bank and a right bank, goes past Notre Dame...you know the one, right?"
@lilgrapefruits
zou bisou bisou where are you
3 years
The most alluring part of fame is how much easier the celebrity jeopardy questions are
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@andywardlaw
Turkey Andy
3 years
It's like our middle school Twitter class got a sub who's fresh out of college and really wants to teach us kids some good learning.
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@andywardlaw
Turkey Andy
3 years
Is there a way mute mentions of Twitter on Twitter?
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@andywardlaw
Turkey Andy
3 years
I hope @20korg takes this is spirit it's given: The hell you guys thinking? You can't have the midroll tease be teasing the next *episode*, especially since you never said it was a 2-parter... Great episode so far, but man that's annoying.
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@andywardlaw
Turkey Andy
3 years
I'm offering a new perk: For $8 a month, I'll spend 20 minutes trying to remember your name, and then I'll tell you the same three stories over and over.
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@andywardlaw
Turkey Andy
3 years
I doubt this dude knows about Reaper, but let's hear it for Reaper, the only digital audio workstation that lets you procrastinate by redecorating
@MatthewWSiu
Matthew Siu
3 years
my twitter looks the same as yours same with youtube, spotify, messaging apps, calendar apps, search engines and digital writing tools like google docs
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@andywardlaw
Turkey Andy
3 years
My editing super power is that no matter how many SFX you pile into the cut, I can always hear it if you use "Wind Dungeon Moan 2."
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@andywardlaw
Turkey Andy
3 years
Hot take: Mid-Side processing is overrated.
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@andywardlaw
Turkey Andy
3 years
Subscription software is the worst.
@doctorow
Cory Doctorow NONCONSENSUAL BLUE TICK
3 years
SaaS vendors like to boast that with cloud-based apps, "you're always running the latest version!" The next version of Adobe's apps will require you to pay that $21/month Pantone fee, or any Pantone-defined colors in your images will render as black. 17/
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@andywardlaw
Turkey Andy
3 years
Accidentally asked Avid to cut 1660 shots into a timeline. Gonna go brew some coffee...
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