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Inter continental podcaster, Comedian, literary character, Issues With Andy

United States
Joined September 2010
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@DougStanhope
Doug Stanhope
5 months
Day-Drinking show this Sunday noon at #vbFunnyBone then Monday night Richmond @FunnyBone804! With @andyandrist! #VABeach #RichmondVA
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@andyandrist
Andy Andrist
9 months
Thanks a lot you stupid assholes!!
@usatgraphics
USA TODAY Graphics
9 months
The Doomsday Clock was moved to 89 seconds to midnight today, Jan. 28, the closest it's ever been. The Doomsday Clock is a decades-long project of the Bulletin of the Atomic Scientists featuring a clock face where midnight represents Armageddon. https://t.co/srKjbMqBKl
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@usatgraphics
USA TODAY Graphics
9 months
The Doomsday Clock was moved to 89 seconds to midnight today, Jan. 28, the closest it's ever been. The Doomsday Clock is a decades-long project of the Bulletin of the Atomic Scientists featuring a clock face where midnight represents Armageddon. https://t.co/srKjbMqBKl
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TheRealFakeEltonMusk
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@WoodChipCheck
WoodChipCheck
9 months
“Toyne used his knowledge as a child crimes investigator to manipulate and groom his victims.”
@antifaoperative
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9 months
Former Oklahoma State Bureau of Investigation child crimes investigator, Jordan Toyne, has been found guilty of raping 2 children on Choctaw Reservation. Toyne used his knowledge as a child crimes investigator to manipulate and groom his victims.
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@allenanalysis
Brian Allen
9 months
Denmark isn’t mincing words—one of their politicians straight-up told Trump to ‘f*** off’ over his Greenland shopping spree. Turns out, not everything is up for grabs, no matter how deep your pockets—or your ego—go.
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@DougStanhope
Doug Stanhope
9 months
Me and @AndyAndrist are doing @GoBananasComedy in #Cincy April 3-6! And yes, we'll probably bar-back next door at Sneaky Pete's after the shows! https://t.co/2i93THoq9Q You can RT but better... Just call your friend that's in the know & in the area and plan a Road Trip!
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@DougStanhope
Doug Stanhope
9 months
I'm on this live! I can see myself!!!
@seantgreen
Sean Green
9 months
Get To The Points! - NFL Conference Championship Picks w/ @dougstanhope @brendonwalsh
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@andyandrist
Andy Andrist
9 months
Is there a Rouge AA account?
@andrist_an40406
andy andrist dopple gangster
9 months
Is Joe Rogan the next Joseph Goebbels?
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@commons96055467
Common Sense 🇺🇸💙
9 months
In the next 4 years, Americans will see vengeance, retributions, firings, jailings, killings, kidnappings, disappearances, beatings, insults, street brawls, Karens on parades, family separations, and pure evil at a scale “never seen before.”This is the America MAGA wanted, and
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@guidogagootz
guidogagootz
9 months
Waste Management From Episode 342 of the GUIDOVERSE PODCAST featuring Guido Gaguzzi and his cousin’s cousin Lina Desperza #podcast #comedy #italiancomedy @avalentini @JustineMachine @TheComedyStore
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@joni_askola
Joni Askola
10 months
Good morning!
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@andyandrist
Andy Andrist
10 months
Auburn wide right!
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Andy Andrist
10 months
Hooked it
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@andyandrist
Andy Andrist
10 months
2025 is off with a predictable beginning.
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@DougStanhope
Doug Stanhope
10 months
The special is now out in full with all the fun stuff that made it un-monetizeable! https://t.co/HsyFPhrTzp Enjoy your New Year. We'll start drunk-dialing Patreon folks shortly. If it's a blocked #, it's us!
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@andyandrist
Andy Andrist
10 months
New Stanhope special? For New Year’s Eve…Here you go!!
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@AuggieSmith
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