GUYS, my cover for Ready or Not was just revealed by @SimonTeen! I'm so friggin excited to finally share this with you all. Check it out, tell your friends, tell your mom, tell the rando on the subway 🫶 Oh, don't froget to pre-order!!! https://t.co/zkW6ibqnz1

Check out Google's solitaire game! https://t.co/oGEmlXhZRZ

I’m officially launching a class action lawsuit against the New York Knicks for the emotional and medical trauma sustained during Game 1. Plaintiffs include anyone with a heartbeat.

you MUST see this illustration from baby kermit’s christmas (1988)

Where I wanna be

imagine your therapist cancels your session and you open twitter to see that he won a jeremy allen white lookalike contest 😭😭

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idk why i’m always shocked to rediscover how deeply our country hates women

Had so much fun at the @PrincetonPL book fair yesterday with my family and so many incredible authors and illustrators. Thanks for having me! 💗✨📚

@mad_rupert Read "Ready or Not," a coming of age graphic novel by Andi Porretta (@andireexx). A cute coming-of-age story dealing with life changes, anxiety, and mental health. Strong #LGBTQIA sub plot and nice use of texts. For s first showing, the writing was strong. ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

close enough, welcome back Jesus Christ

You guys can pay me to start those for you

Monthly reminder: Many people have a book in them, but it takes a special kind of freak to leave the Land of Laziness, cross the Plains of Procrastination and Insecurity Mountain, find the Blade of No One Made You Do This, and use it to cut your chest open and yank that book out.

All this NaNoWriMo stuff has got me good and angry, so here's a brief🧵on why I hate AI in writing. Like many authors, I had my brain utterly rewired by genre fiction in my teens, and from about the age of 12 I suffered the constant and urgent compulsion to write fiction.

traveling anywhere makes me feel like this

"I need AI to help me write because it's hard and not everyone is able" writing is supposed to be miserable, if you need a crutch that's what substance abuse is for, sylvia plath would choke you to death with her bare hands and edgar allan poe would use your skull as a bong

Demanding a redo… she deserves another season with people who WANT to be there with her

I’m sick to my stomach… like I could throw up…. Devin jump off the screen right now

It’s that me espresso ☕️💖