
hammy
@andimlittleone
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• 27 • I have weird dreams & sometimes I tweet about them • wife, fur mama, & the cool aunt • Sagittarius ☀️ Aquarius 🌕 Gemini ⬆️ •
Michigan, USA
Joined August 2012
I can’t explain this, but McDonald’s Sprite & the ac at hotels are the same thing Wishing I had both atm
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How do you stay informed without being completely overwhelmed & terrified
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Wholesome 💓
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Every woman you know has taken a longer route. Has doubled back on herself. Has pretended to dawdle by a shop window. Has held her keys in her hand. Has made a fake phone call. Has rounded a corner and run. Every woman you know has walked home scared. Every woman you know.
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"I watch Grotesquerie for the plot." The plot:
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So the place wasn’t even open. It was all staged and fake. He didn’t work for real at a McDonalds. It was a staged fraud just like every other event.
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In the last 7 days Davante Adams, Lost to the Steelers Traded to a new team Lost to the Steelers
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It’s 12:31 am and I just applied for college since no one wants to hire me
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Just took a nice late night gander through my Twitter dm’s and like to write a formal apology to anyone who knew me and spoke to me before 2018 because who the actual fuck was I back then. I’m embarrassed and disgusted.
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Went from barely being able to keep my eyes open all day to laying down for bed and being wide awake. 🙄
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A dinner I spent all day slow cooking and was so excited to eat when I got off work, wasn’t even appetizing once I got to it. Never working a fucking night shift ever again.
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I’m fuckin PUMPED about mine and Joseph’s Halloween costumes this year.
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