Joe Amisi
@amisij
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Traveling man moving through places, space, and time | General Counsel @ SHOFCO | 6800 @AHSOBC | @GVSU MBA | Opinions = mine. Follows, RTs ≠ endorsements
Nairobi, Kenya
Joined June 2011
🐉💧’Empty your mind. Be formless, shapeless, like water. Now you put water in a cup, it becomes the cup; You put it into a bottle, it becomes the bottle; Now water can flow or it can crash. Be water, my friend.’ 🐉💧 - Bruce Lee
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Deputy governor, Mandera county. This level of nonchalance and non-giveafuckery is colossal foolishness to say the least.
@Gedi_scholar Pray for rain - Only God almighty can fix drought. No amount of human intervention can avert a natural disaster. That said, life must go on. Relax
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Justice Majanja inheritance row: Majanja left a will in favour of his youngest brother. Siblings divided over the release of 22 million shillings. Majanja’s parents accuse judiciary of ignoring the will Gerishom: The will gave Martin benefits to manage the bank #JKLive
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AGOA extension: US extends the African Growth and Opportunity Act for 3 years. Move to safeguard duty-free access for Kenyan goods to the US market #JKLive
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BREAKING: The parliament of Greenland just introduced legislation that bans Donald Trump and all his descendants for 100 generations.
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Don’t make me call your husband to slap you
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Sen. Elissa Slotkin, a Democrat from Michigan, said that she is under federal investigation for a video that she and other Democratic lawmakers posted on social media last year that told military service members that they could refuse illegal orders. https://t.co/nRBY8Jd5tO
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On Monday 12th January 2026 in evening at Sagana State Lodge, Members of Parliament from Kiambu County led by the notorious one famously known as his wife, confronted Mr. William Ruto over the slippery political situation in Kiambu County and the mountain generally. They
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🚧UPDATE: Big Win for #AFCON2027 Fans! 🇰🇪⚽ Kenya Railways is set to roll out a Nyayo Stadium rail station, connecting the Nairobi CBD, Nyayo Stadium & Talanta Sports City 🚉 Designed to smoothen transport and reduce congestion as Kenya gears up for #AFCON2027 🚄🏟️🔥👏
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Father to late justice Majanja suffering when kshs 22M insurance benefits due to late son is held by @Kenyajudiciary . What’s happening here.
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The Glory of the Indian Judicial System - 1968: Sopan Gaikwad aged 55, buys a land with a registered deed. Later, he came to know that the land was already mortgaged to a bank. - 1969: Bank sends him a notice for loan default by the original owner. Sopan goes to court. - 1982:
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BREAKING: Sec. Marco Rubio freezes all foreign visa processing indefinitely from 75 countries: Afghanistan, Albania, Algeria, Antigua and Barbuda, Armenia, Azerbaijan, Bahamas, Bangladesh, Barbados, Belarus, Belize, Bhutan, Bosnia, Brazil, Burma, Cambodia, Cameroon, Cape Verde,
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UDA National Executive Committee tasks party leader President Ruto to initiate talks with ODM, to negotiate a coalition agreement ahead of 2027 polls.
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Shortly after this, they will be shouting wantam, kumi bila brek, mwizi, serikali imejaa wezi.
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Identification at 70: Elderly men in Siaya receive national ID cards for the first time. Senior citizens take part in ongoing national ID registration. Government launched mobile national ID registration drive Agawa: I have never voted and I don’t have a bank account #JKLive
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Finland Education Scholarship case resumes in Nakuru The Director of Public Prosecutions (DPP) today unveiled the 137th witness in the public interest case where funds were reportedly lost through the Finland Education Scholarship programme as the KSh1.1 billion case resumed at
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BREAKING - G7 threatens 'additional restrictive measures' over Iran protest crackdown
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party by beyoncé and j. cole.
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